How much did that cost

150 bucks

What? Ya kidding me.

How often?

Every 8 weeks

Awesome. There is my justification for another board! You can have ya hair cut.

plus you get to funk 'em

and all you have to say is 'wow your hair looks amazing'

even though for the life of me it looks barely different

In bald and my hair doesn't grow, funny true story me mate sez. Tell my missus her hair is shiny , I say wtf anyway see his missy gee ya hair looks lovely its really shiny. Thanks she says and smiles and walks away. I talk to the boys what's up with xxxx missy he told me to say her hairs lovely,shiny etc. Old mate laughs and says you know protein makes your hair shiny. Yeah I respond ( penny hasn't dropped yet) protein I ask ? Yeah mate man protein.... Really... Nah but that's what he tells her,reckons he couldn't get her on it now he can't get her off it... I have a laugh and think nothin more of it. All the lads had got read the riot act and were goin along.. hair looks lovely its so shiny... Thanks shed say and do the old run the hand through her shiny hair. Did you get it cut.. no... Wow its just so shiny.. anyway couple days later I walk into me mates house for a beer... Where's ya missy.. oh man she's pissed mate real pissed aye.. what about ... You know the hair thing....right I say, how's that workin out... Yeah not well... Hahahaha, you want a beer...yeah mate ....how long did it work... Just shy of two weeks ... Yeah... Not bad aye ...I suppose... Yeah better than the last 5 years put together ...oh well...
Try at your own risk ( not advisable) maybe a little

Hair dye is a good investment for when I was shagging my way around the old chicks in my younger days! Looking down on grey hair bobbing up and down did't do it for me, but still my advice to any young guy is go the cougar's. And of course when one is old that dinner bill is cheap when your wowing a young lass compared to the hair dresser bill.

Mark _australia said..

theDoctor said..
plus you get to funk 'emand all you have to say is 'wow your hair looks amazing'

even though for the life of me it looks barely different

I walked up to 5 women in the street this afternoon and said 'wow your hair looks amazing'
It doesn't work.

You have the touch.

Try not looking at their legs when you say it.

Hey Mark, try it with your fly done up and your third optic not trying to focus on the paving on the approach

Here is a conversation that we have in my house every week:

Me: Is that a new dress (or skirt, shoes, boots, etc.)
Wife: No.
Me: I've never seen it before.
Wife: Oh, I just haven't worn it since I bought it.

So, I've figured out she buys an article of clothing every week, but doesn't wear it for a few weeks, and then thinks she can get away with telling me it's not 'new', since she's had it a few weeks before wearing it. Actually, I think she's trying to fool herself more than she's trying to fool me.

Think I'll try turning it around:

Is that a new sail?
No.
I've never seen it before.
Oh, I just haven't used it since I bought it.

Craig66 said..

Harrow said..

Here is a conversation that we have in my house every week:

Me: Is that a new dress (or skirt, shoes, boots, etc.)
Wife: No.
Me: I've never seen it before.
Wife: Oh, I just haven't worn it since I bought it.

So, I've figure out she buys an article of clothing every week, but doesn't wear it for a few weeks, and then thinks she can get away with telling me it's not 'new', since she's had it a few weeks before wearing it. Actually, I think she's trying to fool herself more than she's trying to fool me.

Think I'll try turning it around:

Is that a new sail?
No.
I've never seen it before.
Oh, I just haven't used it since I bought it.

Harrow, the trick is to buy the same colour sail/kite and keep using the old bag (not the wife, the kite bag) hide the new bag as its a dead give away.
(bet no man has ever seen a new shoe box in the garbage)

Exactly what I do...

Just keep buying new gear the same color as the old stuff... works for me.

myusernam said..

Personally I think its disgusting that the next biggest expense in out young family after rates food and health is my wife's hair bill. The fact that they can charge it and that women pay it goes to show the full extent of retardation of the female logic and reasoning.

Mate of mine (male) mostly bald, just came back from the hairdresser (unisex salon) and when asked said it only cost him $15.00.
"What??" I said, "What a ripoff. That's 3 bucks a hair!"

He didn't think it was as funny as the rest of us did. Oh well!!