^^^^ arrr..South Africa...now I know why you have a Landy

Gotta love the common sense factor in this...



Airport Security Solution


Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
Airports:


Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial
Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.


Justice would
Be quick and swift.


This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.


Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

Pilots have finally been given a waiver to bypass the securiy check points. It goes to show how ****ing dumb the set up is. Many pilots are air marshalls and on many planes they have a handgun in the cockpit.

Be a pretty dumb one who needed to smuggle another on board!

^ssh don't push the boundaries!

^ Yes. You'll only need to go through the scanner if you are flying to the United States. If you say "no" you can't board the plane. Actually I'm not sure if that is a random selection of people or everybody boarding the plane.

It would be tempting to carry something funny under your shirt, like a giant fake spider.

no, no... a trouser snake.