Alien abductions, What realy happend ?

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> 10 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

RayQ

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RayQ

WA, 638 posts

9 Jun 2007 5:13pm

Yes, one of these great mysteries, what realy happend , like is it a scizoid thing, or the wrong combination of drugs or hit your head during that auto errotic experiment in the shed. Maybe experiment with gay life style gone wrong. Also, ...kite lofting expiriece in upper atmosphere knocked a chunk out of the brain.

Mark _australia

23690 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23690 posts

9 Jun 2007 6:21pm

what do you mean what really happened?

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

9 Jun 2007 6:30pm

brief but florid psychotic moment often precipitated by considerable illicit drug use or serious head trauma.

Mark _australia

23690 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23690 posts

9 Jun 2007 9:40pm

Hey show some respect for abductees. The invaders have been coming here for a great many years, harvesting sperm and eggs so as to create the master race which will subjugate us for millenia.
How would you feel if your jizz was squirted into the vag of a giant octupus lady so as to create the child-president of the new world order!!?????

Yeah thought so.

Gestalt

QLD

14968 posts

Gestalt

QLD, 14968 posts

10 Jun 2007 11:28am

that child president you speak of is actually poor relis avatar.

she is the clinical love child of the best jiz we have to offer and the best of the alien race.

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

10 Jun 2007 11:29pm

Aliens are meant to be abducted. You're supposed to abduct them and probe them. Those are the rules.

The Grinch

733 posts

The Grinch

WA, 733 posts

11 Jun 2007 11:09am

I was semi-abducted by an alien yesterday.
I had to hold my mate's 8 week old alien baby.
It projectile vomited alien etoplasm all over my new t-shirt.

It couldn't see properly and used some strange form of gargling language to communicate with its captors.

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

11 Jun 2007 11:41am

quote:
she is the clinical love child of the best jiz we have to offer and the best of the alien race

Isnt she lovely, you can just hear her going aarrrrrrrraarrrrrrrr

digital

291 posts

digital

WA, 291 posts

11 Jun 2007 12:56pm

clinical love child ??

looks like a poo baby to me , you know , where jizz dribbles from the freckle into the love canal .

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