Anyone Superstitious Out There?

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hardman
hardman
1116 posts
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15 Sep 2005 6:37pm
I AM THE DEVIL[}:)]

I can never do a new posting now, the devil has commanded me to be myself and keep the number[}:)]

Trust a nutter like u to respond to this post reli, when r u gonna grow up and be mature like me!!!!!

Yes a nice flower arrangement would be nice!! It's rather hot, and adrk and dingy with lot's of fires, flowers would be a nice contrast!

Reli if you could organise the hubcabs to look like vases with maybe a little bit of panel beating and do a nice flower arrangement, then yes, I'm sure it would brighten this place up!

Greeny, When r u gonna take one of my posts seriously and stop mucking around

OMG Reli your'e a fu#king genius, Now I know how I got over my impotency period, it was your intellect that did it!

Grumblestillkins...Gruntylabiaskin......fu#kit sorry can't answer you in your thread, the devil won't let me, so here is my reply to your post "Grntypimpleskin, Who are you Wise Man of Science?"

Reli, My wife keeps tellin me "That fu#king massivively erotic and stunning looking head of yours will end up being the ruin of you one day............ I'm just waiting for the day you grow up and behave like the middleaged quadrupled chin man that you really are!"

Greeny, I could do Teuhapo easy..... sorry can't do another post, I'm stuck here

I think multiple chins are coming into fashion....... It's the latest thing...... Chicks love it...... Rooster? I only see you as a Peacock, and I'm not emphasising the Pea either?

City of Mandurah, Totally and Utterly Incompetent and Insane, road traffic research before Reli conned onto it, demonstrated that Roundabouts were safer, faster, and more economical than Traffic Lights, what are they thinking?

Elmo, if your not gonna take this post seriously and affiliate yourself with the likes of Greenroom....... I'm gonna tell everyone about you and the ferret!!

Gruesome, Poor Reli has a special ointment for your ribs, usually takes him a little while to whip it up but it works wonders for him!!

All this devil talk is getting spooky, I hope I get to sleep tonite

Greenroom's obsessed with Forward Loops, I could do them easy If I had the guts and skill, and didn't have a chin or 4 that kept overrotating me every time I tried one

Hey Poor Reli, I've got a poor uncle hahaha... Your not the only poor relative in the world you know....... You think you're really unique and stuff........ Hang on the phone's ringing....... Schit, That was my uncle, he told me he just won Lotto ... Arsehole always steals my thunder....... One day I'll get you Reli.. One day

Reli, Don't mention the other number that always gets me into trouble

Hey Elmo, you reckon your faster than me coz you got a faster GPS score, well I've got news for you buddy....... Yeh I have.... Well... Well FUC# YOU ELMO....Speed isn't everything....

Hey Decrepit, you reckon you can build better boards than me, well I've got news for you buddy....... Yeh I have.... Well... Well FUC# YOU DECREPIT....Board Building isn't everything....[


Hey Reli, you reckon you can Kite Surf better than me, well I've got news for you buddy....... Yeh I have.... Well... Well FUC# YOU Reli.... Kite Surfing isn't everything...

Hey Leski, you reckon you're better looking than me, well I've got news for you buddy....... Yeh I have.... Well... Well FUC# YOU Leski.... Good Looks isn't everything..

Hey Greenroom, you reckon you're more well hung than me, well I've got news for you buddy....... Yeh I have.... Well... Well FUC# YOU Greenroom.... Having a massive one isn't everything

Hey Reli...... You know wot that talk about pisssing does to me... and if ya gonna shove it, be gentle for god's sake....... and God didn't invent KY Jelly for nothin mate

A Better Satan Hey...................... Geuss who's Mum I just saw doing the lollipop thing down here? Where do you think the script writers from the exorcist get the idea...... Hollywood hahahaha

VOMIT!!!!

Oh schit my head just did a 360 WOOOOOOW!! hey that was a cool buzz, how do I do that again ooh I feeling a bit........
VOMIT!!!

Drugs are a beautiful thing aren't they....... and to think some people want to ban them

Hell's Whores are calling me to bed....... (Schit I just copped a whack on the back of the head, didn't know the wife was just behind me reading this crapola) ..... See you on the Morrow..... Not that I can tell when the Morrow is, as there's no daylight here

Grumps all of a sudden I've become very attracted to you

Grumps didn't know whether to laugh or throw up


Filth Good ideas, how Do I do it, I'm STUCK IN HELL

Leski, my ultimate rescuer, it's hell in this place....... Oh yeh I forgot it is hell

Greenroom, instead of getting parylised by your fear and taking a position of helplessness, how about getting me out of this hellish place!!!

WIND WARRIOR ARE MAKING ME A NEW RASHIE TO MODEL FOR THEM, HOWEVER WHEN THEY MEASURED ME UP, THEY REALISED THEY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MATERIAL, SO i'M STUCK IN HELL UNTIL i GET THE New RASHY FROM WINDWARRIOR WHICH WILL RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELLISH PLACE!!!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 6:47pm
Satan talks to me and commands that i pull out the neighbours geraniums.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 6:56pm
sorry oh hardie i mean satan, i have some geranium cuttings would you like some>?? They are red....
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
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15 Sep 2005 7:34pm
the devil[}:)]
satan[}:)]
lucifer[}:)]
beelzibub[}:)]
son of perdition[}:)]
angel of darkness[}:)]
the adversary[}:)]
dr evil[}:)]
666 mark of the beast = hardie[}:)]

poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 7:39pm
satan has now commanded me to steal hubcaps from the neighbours cars, i now have a selection. However jesus wants me to distribute these hubcaps to the needy.
Hardie could we organise a nice arrangement with the geraniums and hubcaps in hell. sort of cheer the place up a bit to make those who are mortally dammed to smile a bit??
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 7:58pm
perhaps we could melt down the hubcaps, would that be an ideal core for your new board??/
alternativly once we have melted them down we could shape them into erotic pots to put the geraniums in to add to the ambience of hell.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 8:04pm
Yes hardie i think my unnaturally high IQ enabled your little fella to get back in operation.
As my wife keeps telling me "its all in your head dear"
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 8:12pm
shhhhhhhhhhh i need to do something about the chins, my friends think i'm a rooster
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
15 Sep 2005 8:43pm
Ahh chinese phonebook syndrome
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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WA, 3464 posts
15 Sep 2005 8:45pm
You are the devil................my poor FN ribs....or the devil in me.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 8:58pm
now thats a scary thought the devil in gruizieieieie
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 9:24pm
your scaring me now hardie sorry i mean satan

So thats it is it your stuck here...666
You should sort out another user name get to 666, we could have a gaggle of satans that would be fun,
Or you stick on 69 and walk around on your hands, interesting...especially if you wore a skirt.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 9:33pm
i think hardie really is satan.
Hes got quite angry all of a sudden.

Hang on gods commanding me that i place 1 dollar coins around Northbridge so that the homeless may find them and buy tea.......now satan commands me that i glue them to the footpath.....

what a battle
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 9:34pm
hardie needs an exorcism,
hang on while i get a command from jesus
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 9:35pm
jesus wants me to piss holy water on him, hang on so does satan......
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 9:36pm
here hardie let me jam this cross right up the.............ooooooooof
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 9:37pm
hardie you think your fkn satan hey, well let me tell you satan isnt fkn everything you know and i can satan ten times better than you, hang on jesus commands that i say thanks.
Thanks hardie
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Sep 2005 9:59pm
goodnight hardie sleep tight
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
16 Sep 2005 7:54am
Wise man of science

Science is the work of the devil, Beezlebub's way of confusing the churchies

Hey, now I realise I like my post number, and may never leave this post either. aaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh

Hard's we could get lost in each others chins ... mmmmmm scrote massage with chins mmmmmmm
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
877 posts
WA, 877 posts
16 Sep 2005 10:10am
he could create a new account called hardman 2... or go back and delete all his old replys from years ago everytime he wants to make a new post
leski
leski
NSW
661 posts
NSW, 661 posts
16 Sep 2005 1:38pm
Vade Retro Satanus Hardmanas!!!!

I have sent a SOS call to all the churches in your area!!! within the next few days, hundreds of priests, monks, sisters, brothers, shamans, rastafarians, tax officers, butchers, howard's brigades, and amazones....will converge to your house and take away the Devil that inhabit you!!!! kkkkkssssssssssssssss kssssss kssss.
you will be free soon!!!
leski
leski
NSW
661 posts
NSW, 661 posts
16 Sep 2005 2:44pm

seems that you are stuck in you 666post...so will also send hundreds of Lauries to make you fall into the 667 light side.
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
16 Sep 2005 8:22pm
your scaring me hardie
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
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WA, 7608 posts
16 Sep 2005 8:30pm
ill pray for you hardie
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