hey mark any wind up there today
my prices just whent up

Don't have her number, but I guess with the twats that are in power now we may end up with a new anthem:

Few of the sins of the father, are visited upon the son
Hearts have been hard, our hands have been clenched in a fist too long
Our sons will never be soldiers, our daughters will never need guns
These are the yrs between
These are the yrs that were hard fought and won
Contracts torn at the edges, old signatures stained with tears
Seasons of war and peace, these should not be forgotten yaers
Still it aches like tetanus, it reeks of politics
How many dreams remain? this is a feeling too strong to contain

The hardest years, the darkest yrs, the roarin' yrs, the fallen yrs
These should not be forgotten yrs
The hardest yrs, the wildest yrs, the desperate and divided yrs
We will remember, these should not be forgotten yrs

Our shoreline was never invaded, our country was never in flames
This is the calm we breathe, this is a feeling too strong to contain
Still it aches like tetanus, it reeks of politics
Signatures stained with tears, who can remember
We've got to remember

The hardest...
Forsaking aching breaking yrs, the time and tested heartbreak yrs
These should not be forgotten yrs
The blinded yrs, the binded yrs, the desperate and divided yrs
These should not be forgotten yrs, remember


Just a thought.............

Oh poor Dawny I have a cousin your age, but she lives in Qld, I'll give her your number

Mark _australia said...

We'll bl00dy need it soon... she is the only one who can remove Ruddy (Gillard soon) from power.

Australia what have u done....

Australia what have you done most certainly.......

i guess plato was right after all.

John has the Queen's phone number. He called her earlier on her mobile. Well its all over the internet. You know how it is with royalty and mobiles....

Crackly voice could be either JWH or Rick Moranis
" Err gee your Magesty, the've kicked me out. Those proletatian riff raff didn't want me in the Lodge, in spite of my most egregious crawling"

crackly elderly faemale voice, could be Elizabeth Windsor or Judy Dench -
" What is that you Winston"

"Errr yes and no madam .. Thats my middle name"

"Oh its you Johhny. My champion. My last vestage of appropriate fealty and obeysance in the colonies"

"Ah.. err... yes madam."

"Well they kicked you out did they. Funny, I thought you had those sheep feeding out of the palm of your hand. I suppose you did all the usual things, the strong appeal to nationalist pride and venality etc. Didn't doubt your sincerity did they?"

"umm no Majesty. They really do think Australia is the greatest country on Gods earth, both the optimists and the pesamists. I just agreed with them strongly"

"Well what went wrong John?"

"I suspect I'm a victim of the usual leftys and tree hugging greenies majesty... and their fiendish dirty tricks. They cloned me you know. It was right after Dolly the sheep. They must have gone through my garbage and found an old franger or something. Jeanette and I were on better terms in those days. Anyway a couple of years ago up pops this fresh faced clone and all the proles loved him. Didn't matter that he was on the wrong side. Thats the downside of an effective personality cult I suppose"

"Bugger! Well I suppose thats the end of it then. My most gestalt advisers have anticipated this scenario and they recommend that I unilaterally declare Australia and all who sail in her a *choke* republic."

"Well umm ... errr... in that case majesty they'll be needing a president. Umm err I know you did say knighthood but I wonder majesty if you would grant me a boon...."

message drops out

as if we weren't a laughing stock with lil johnie