ha ha ha

good one getfunky sooooo tru, yeah i aced the test

fu#k me dead, get a dog up ya

do i pass on 80% result


GOLD

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Who is least Aussie: Greg Norman, Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman?
(bonus snag on the barbie if you answered "theyr'e all wannabe Seppos/Londoners with poxy accents who call themselve Osstraliens)
------- told easty regarding this; midwest slang mixed old celtic script..i understand the first line..will translate 2nd as: there's a bonus prize of a bit of food on the grill if you answered 'they try hard to be british with pseudo accents who call themselves supposedley australians?

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Close JP, the "bit of food" is a sausage, "Seppos" are Yanks, and "poxy" isn't quite pseudo.

2007 Australian Citizenship test


1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"? i was really surprised...
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2. What is a bloody little beauty?? impressive item that i like
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? sounds like take a sick day off; throw a tantrum; do a u-turn on a road....
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4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo." HAD A HARD TIME WITH THIS ONE:had relatives arrive in the afternoon for a bbq with beer and sausages..after a afternoon nap opened presents ate all the chocolates and sweets then drank a few beer however mom became upset cuz dad and steve had an argument of sort of fight...?








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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? macca,chooka and wagner doesn't make sense to me! but probably they were mates driving a ford torana(car) listening to band members of ac/dc drinking lotsa beer from a carton or box and take a leak...?
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? a couple's inside doin' their own thing so don't knock!
b) You're going home in the back of a ? ute-pickup
c) Fair crack of the ? sauce???
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss: i've had enough of this crap and can't be bothered...?__________________________________


8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? yep my brother once pulled my jammies from underneath me!
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? does this mean bruce and cheryl are of low income cuz their car is sort of junk?!?
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? fast food cooking, t.v. dinner quick meals that inexpensive?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? snags or sausages
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. that's my favorite choco covered cookie...
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? a single aunty smoker but loves kids???
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? having gone to a party eating this salad and pavlova and downing with beer you got from an ice chest you don't own?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? nope, will eatmine and only other's meat if they're done and unmindfull of the excess...
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? beets or beetroot???
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? am i an average joe with low basic income?
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18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? of course
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19. Who would you like to crack on to? i took on a date once and was lucky only on the 5th beer!
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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue"
Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? they're all singers and entertainers except for this warnie guy sounds like he's a cricket player...
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? some guy you can bully and use his stuff?
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22. What does sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para mean? drink and get drunk....pheeeeweee!!!!

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Originally posted by jp747
... probably they were mates driving a ford torana(car) listening to band members of ac/dc drinking lotsa beer from a carton or box and take a leak...?

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Immediate fail!!

Johno didn't do too bad, for a bloke in Philippines. Got a couple out of kilter, but he'll do, he'll do
Johno, ya cant say a Torana is a Ford, bloody hell mate that's blasphemy. Torries are Holdens mate (Chevey) and never to be confused with Henrys
Mineral

so how'd i do?!!? i had to bust my brains out just to figure out deep aussie linggo..it's been a long while like 30 odd yrs. since i saw a Torana and remembered it to be a ford..so too the Holden's..nostalgic if i ever see one of those. as for the rissole, not much of a cook and thought it as a stew so snags would be great in it.."Got a couple out of kilter", now this one screwed me all over again...!

yep you're right mike...

ok cap! got your advice..saw your pics on spearfishing? i try to do that here freediving but not that deep and made myself a hawaian sling, will ask nebbian how he does it deeper(bet ya guys will do something funny)on this sentence. pugwash! i can't figure still figure what a rissole is but sorry mate, I meant that the rissole sort of had the same stuff in them a bit of cheap minced meat bit of onion and some of Mums special additions she finds in the kitchen cupboard...

Just hold your breather and push yourself hard to get deeper. I havent tried the hawaian sling yet, will have to give it a go.

Nah there are just a lot of fish in the shallows, too much effort to dive deep.

Yeah you have the ingredients for a rissole about right just a bit of egg to hold it all together and bob's your uncle.

The main ingredient in rissoles is actually snow You know, like rissoles in the snow...

What happens to the fish? Aree they eaten, or sold etc. Holy Sh!t. 20m!!! Thats a looooooooooonnnnnggggggggggg way down. Can you get "the bends" from that depth?

hiya neb deepest i've gone on a breath was only 47ft. and max. 1.45secs but am happy with that considering i don't live close to an area stocked with fish. murky our side unless we drive 4hrs. south. i use a 1kl. weight belt and add another half if i do use a shorty..i used a sea hornet but is now kaput..so that's why the hawaiian sling..got some equalizing problems in right nasal and i do try to slomo my rythm to conserve air. richie says rissole is round hmmm...and puggy says it's mainly snow now who's pulling who's jammies?