I have decided to turn my massive brain to the task of profiling our very own forum stalker BRUCIE.
Hopefully this profile will help you track down his posts quickly and efficiently.
Feel free to add your observations.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr Grinch


**BRUCIE PROFILE**

1. Gender - Male
No woman could be arsed doing what he does.

2. Forum name theme. - Nautical
Very often has nautical 'bent' indicating subject has spent a long time at sea or been kicked out of the Naval academy at age 12 when caught having a five knuckle shuffle over a pic of Burt Newton.

3. Age - 58
Any older and he would still be using faxes as a means of expressing himself.

4. Marital Status - Married
Why else would you lock yourself away in a room all night trying to entertain us?

5. Nationality - Probably French
Not really based on any hard evidence, just a hunch. They did lose the war....

6. Facial Features - Jam Jar bottom glasses
Is a dead ringer for Rusty Gates. Not the software guy, the hardware guy.

7. Idol - Chuck Norris
Once met Chuck at the "Stamp Collectors Ball" in "The La Tratteria Cafe" 1985. Made a lasting impression on this balding middle aged man. He is also fascinated with Americans and wants to be one.

8. Favourite song - 'Born in the USA'
Fully believing it to be pro American.


.. Thats as far as i've got, I was going to do an in depth analysis of his signature rants but I will leave that up to other members who are more qualified...

Jeeze,

I didn't realise how close I was.

If his name's Bruce he must be Australian.

Speaking of profiling, I saw a thing on the teev about a profile produced before and during WW2 by the new "science" of psychoanalysis - a freudian analysis of Adolf himself. It was uncanny. I've always been dubious about that stuff. It all seems so arbitrary. Now I am wiser.
Adolph was oedipal.

"Killt his pa
N married his ma
They dont even do that
In Arkansas"

He didn't really kill his dad or marry his mum but he wanted to. The analyst had access to some good info from the family doctor who was (ironically) a Jew who fled to Canada to avoid the excesses of the Nazis. I don't remember it all and I couldn't retell it here but the analysis predicted among other things, that Adolph would become more and more obviously crazy as the war went against him, that there would be an assassination attempt against him because of that, that he would not sue for peace, that he would take as many of his countrymen as he could with him, and that he would suicide.

As we don't have Brucie's childhood family doctor to fill us in we'll just have to guess. I believe he's fond of Dr Seus and is likely to choose an alter ego from amongst his characters. Because he is most likely a psyco/sociopath and lacking in empathy, he would probably choose one of the more antisocial ones...

from a rabid homosexual bear ????

You are all trying to complicate matter to much with this Psychobabble

The guys a Tosser.

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