As far as I'm concerned if you shave, you're trying to look more like a kid or woman.

-The Spartans punished cowards by shaving off a portion of their beards.

Why would you want to look older than you are?

Are you talking about faces? or heads, or arses?

For faces it's not really about looks, it's about comfort and hygiene.

Having a pile of wirey pubes on your face is abrasive and uncomfortable. Having a smooth, clean face is very comfortable.

Hair around your mouth and nose catches all the gunk going in and out of the adjacent orifices. It is much easier to clean smooth skin.

Shaving can be a pain if you don't feel like it, but if you do it right it can be one of life's great pleasures.

Hair around you knob can be a bit of a lubricant and shock absorber. A bit of trim is ok.

As for hygiene, as long as you wash before you nibble then everything is fine. It's not as if you are down there dining 3 times a day plus snacks. Are you?

Gorgo said...
Are you talking about faces? or heads, or arses?

For faces it's not really about looks, it's about comfort and hygiene.

Having a pile of wirey pubes on your face is abrasive and uncomfortable. Having a smooth, clean face is very comfortable.

Hair around your mouth and nose catches all the gunk going in and out of the adjacent orifices. It is much easier to clean smooth skin.

Shaving can be a pain if you don't feel like it, but if you do it right it can be one of life's great pleasures.

Hair around you knob can be a bit of a lubricant and shock absorber. A bit of trim is ok.

As for hygiene, as long as you wash before you nibble then everything is fine. It's not as if you are down there dining 3 times a day plus snacks. Are you?

I agree Gorgo. Also, after about 10 days without having a shave it gets too itchy.

SP said...




there is a tv show called Beard wars, Guys in comps to see who has the best beards, the also have a world title...

Looks like steel wool glued to his face.

bumstein said...

after about 10 days without having a shave it gets too itchy.

Where's your commitment to it?? push past the pain!! lol

I would, but the missus says the chaffing is a bit too much.

Pitbull said...

I would, but the missus says the chaffing is a bit too much.

I've dated a girl who actually liked the chaffing, she would ask me not to shave for a few days before seeing her... go figure??

Skid said...

FlySurfer said...

As far as I'm concerned if you shave, you're trying to look more like a kid or woman.

or possibly work in a refinery where it is a safety requirement to be clean shaven (so you can get a good seal on a full face gas mask)

Vaseline... works for me (if < 4mm)

I would, but the missus says the chaffing is a bit too much.

Worth reasoning that if you can't have awesome manly facial hair, she should get rid of her pant beard??

Sounds extraordinarily fair to me!!

My old man had a beard up until I was 15, then he met this woman (hot, well I wanted to get busy with her) and he shaved it off... I lost all respect for him then, I guess my bro did too cos they had a fist fight and he left.

He now has a mo and it looks farking <tarded.

I let the woman of the moment decide.
Simpler.

SP said...

doggie said...
Beards suck, I guess they are ok if you want to look like all the other shepel that think they are cool atm. I think sideburns are the way tbh

especially those pencil thin moustaches on the young hipsters in boat shoes and a captains hat... WTF

Thats a fickin bush!!

Why grow on your face what grows in abundance on your arsehole?