Bloody sleezebags!!

I've heard mr duck got a new publicist last week.

The bath photo has been kicking around for a while but the publicist arranged for it to be leaked.

Comparisons end with the fact that donald has worked for over 3 weeks in his life and has managed to hold down a relationship with mrs duck for over two years. Donald duck is also in a recognised profession (appearing in cartoons) rather than just being a publicity seeking work shy waste of space...

There were no injuries to the driver of the ice-cream van as its driver ducked...

A fiery subject but some lucky duck had ice cream to cool the situation.

no wind huh?