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poor relative
poor relative
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7 Nov 2006 5:39pm
I got a Blast shield to test for the chaps at Wind Warrior...
Everything has been said before...its well made, its toasty warm, your movements aren't restricted, no water retention, and toasty warm.

Well after yesterday i can assure everyone who is doubting its all true. Perfect essential piece of kit.
Very Toasty Very Warm.
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
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7 Nov 2006 8:14pm
It's amazing how the 2 studs of the forum were selected to be blastshield models, well I geuss SEX SEllS!!, it's how advertising works!!!
hardman
hardman
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1116 posts
7 Nov 2006 8:19pm
If it wasn't for me, you two fools would be nothing, I'm responsible for both of you getting those modelling contracts, I'm the talented one, but where's my contract,
poor relative
poor relative
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7 Nov 2006 8:45pm
Clearly the best looking sexiest most intelligent forum users score the best fkn deal.
Are we cool or what.....and who the hell is hardman??
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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8 Nov 2006 9:41am
bastards, I had to pay for mine

it is a top unit though


If this hardman dude is the "rottweiller" of the sailing team, I wonder if they have a position for the "dud" of the team ... the one who spends the most time in the water swimming after his gear, catapulting across the forstay (thats pirate talk arrrrghh) etc. etc.
Its really me who tests this gear the hardest, in the water where its doing its job
poor relative
poor relative
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8 Nov 2006 9:53am
You might be testing it on the water dear grumples.
Me i prefer to test it on the land...like can it withstand a body drag over beach through trees onto road and into someones front garden. My special move

Thus far its standing up to it.
hardman
hardman
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1116 posts
8 Nov 2006 10:58am
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

Clearly .....and who the hell is hardman??



I made you Rich Cousin Without me you be nothing

You'd just be an anonymous pro-kiter, and successful respected professional, with a wicked sense of british humour, who is irresistable to women, and extremely well-hung....... ....... um .........ah....... I hate you PR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And as for you Grumblebumskin...Gripmlepisstakin... oh ..fatboy, the only modelling contract you would win would be in a magazine for handsome successful obese middleaged men!!!!!!!!!!
poor relative
poor relative
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8 Nov 2006 11:31am
Hardie we need to distance oursleves of this lecherous hanger on Hardman....tho he does make some pertinant points such as
quote:
You'd just be an anonymous pro-kiter, and successful respected professional, with a wicked sense of british humour, who is irresistable to women, and extremely well-hung

Hmm he seems quite switched on, suddenly my ego is invigorated. Should we really get rid of our Hardman or is there another way....
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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8 Nov 2006 11:31am
I do have some fond memories of nestling in his breast.....and using his chins as a rather warm and fashionable doona.
hardie
hardie
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8 Nov 2006 3:10pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

Hardie we need to distance oursleves of this lecherous hanger on Hardman....tho he does make some pertinant points such as




I actually can't stand the prik, however, I heard he is an excellent judge of character?
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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8 Nov 2006 3:23pm
yeah, I hate the guy, fancy calling me grumblebumskin

how did he know I got my fairy tales mixed up, really meant ripvanwinkle (who woke up from not sailing for 100 years and took it up again) instead used rumplestiltskin (who spun straw into gold)

still some of the bullschit that gets spun on here is gold
hardie
hardie
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8 Nov 2006 3:49pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

yeah, I hate the guy, fancy calling me grumblebumskin

how did he know I got my fairy tales mixed up, really meant ripvanwinkle (who woke up from not sailing for 100 years and took it up again) instead used rumplestiltskin (who spun straw into gold)

still some of the bullschit that gets spun on here is gold



I understand where you're coming from, and I know if there'd been a fairytale about an extremely handsome middleaged professional who had a slight eating disorder, you would definitely have named yourself after him right Grumps?
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
8 Nov 2006 3:54pm
quote:
Originally posted by hardie

Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

yeah, I hate the guy, fancy calling me grumblebumskin

how did he know I got my fairy tales mixed up, really meant ripvanwinkle (who woke up from not sailing for 100 years and took it up again) instead used rumplestiltskin (who spun straw into gold)

still some of the bullschit that gets spun on here is gold



Listen you imbecile Hardie, there already has been an animation done about Grumblebumskin, it was called "SHREK", you fool, that's what he should have called himself "SHREKLOOKALIKEDUDE", not this grumpybumfluff stuff!!!!! Have a look at his kn photo for cks sake!

grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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8 Nov 2006 3:56pm
yeah, got it in one.

Actually I have been pretty green on the odd sat and sun morning

only problem is, to fix it I would need two login's, and that wouldn't be right .......... would it
hardie
hardie
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8 Nov 2006 4:00pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

yeah, got it in one.

Actually I have been pretty green on the odd sat and sun morning

only problem is, to fix it I would need two login's, and that wouldn't be right .......... would it



Your expression of such pure honesty has bought me much closer to you emotionally than I ever thought was possible?
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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8 Nov 2006 4:03pm
lmao
hardman
hardman
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8 Nov 2006 4:10pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

lmao



Geez you musta laughed hard, to loosen that arrse of yours off??
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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8 Nov 2006 4:11pm
My arse always feels loose with a hardie hard man around
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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8 Nov 2006 4:15pm
Hey, I've seen you in a towel, thats no laughing matter.
it took weeks for the claw marks around my eyes to heal

anyway, that lard arse will come in handy at Cervantes. Should be able to put the blast shield to a 40+ knot test then .... nice link back to topic hey.
poor relative
poor relative
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grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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8 Nov 2006 4:21pm
hmmm, found this photo of rellie and hardman

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2725
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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8 Nov 2006 4:25pm
and then we bleached our skin
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2726&shownew=on

Oh Hardie on the left
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
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8 Nov 2006 7:32pm
You guys are retarded, post a warning for this stuff.

WARNING: FAT CHICK
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2725
WARNING: FAT CHICK
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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8 Nov 2006 5:17pm
yes space we may be retarded, but at the end of the day we are toasty warm in our WindWarrior blast shield vests so ner ner ne ner ner
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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8 Nov 2006 6:38pm
aaarrrgh yessssssss!!! my day is complete, I have grossed someone out
elmo
elmo
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8 Nov 2006 7:20pm
Bloody hell Hardie is arguing with himself again

last time it ending in blows, reminiscent of "Fight club" when he realizes he's beating the schit out of himself.

S'pose it's better than beating himself
mineral1
mineral1
WA
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8 Nov 2006 7:23pm
Grumps, you may have done so, but mate I have had a couple of weeks that go down in history as SHISENHOUSEN big time , But reading this stuff from this mob as each added a bit more had me LMFAO. Even my misses thought it was good, and she doesn’t even understand the topic, just the banter
Good Aussie style humour, ya just cant beat it, A

Mineral
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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8 Nov 2006 7:54pm
woohoo, grossed someone out and made someones day .... even completer
elmo
elmo
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8 Nov 2006 8:15pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

i love my arse
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2724



My beloved just saw that and asked who had my photo.

I pointed out that this was Relli's fair freckle, mine was far spottier.

This reminds me of one morning that I woke up one morning thinking that someone had graffitied my bum, it wasn't till later in the day the boss admitted she couldn't sleep so she played a game of join the dots to relieve the boredom, I wouldn't have been to upset except she didn't wake me. I enjoy dot to dot.


Just as well she can't read braille, cause that would be a whole different story
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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8 Nov 2006 8:22pm
sheezus elmo, I read that the first time and I thought you said "gratified my bum" and that scared the absolute daylights out of me.

Luckily I had a second read and got the "graffitied" connection so to speak. I feel better now, but still strangely creeped out.
elmo
elmo
WA
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8 Nov 2006 8:35pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

sheezus elmo, I read that the first time and I thought you said "gratified my bum" and that scared the absolute daylights out of me.

Luckily I had a second read and got the "graffitied" connection so to speak. I feel better now, but still strangely creeped out.



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