wow theres too much crap going on in the kite corner i'm retreating here where life is good and jolly.
Only thing is Hardie has gone, where is the soft little bunny.
HARDIE YOU THERE
WHATCHA DOIN???

My dear sweetlings

Hardie has been visiting another dimension of the universe, one where selfish narcissists such as himself can not only have very rich cakes, with huge dollops of double whipped cream, but one can also get to fully indulge and eat the f#ckers as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then he woke up...........

It was very ugly and he's been recovering ever since

SNRI dosage has been tripled!!!!!!!!!

try an SSRI instead might be better.
Or alternativly try sedation, benzos and bourbon are great

give the cakes away.
Get into turnips, tis the season for turnips and they have no sugar wont make you fat(er) or swedes, swedes are great.

Swedes are jolly nice, but so are turnips, as are parsnips, gotta love a roast parsnip.
Yes swedes are expensive though and sometimes they give you the ****s, but mostly they're good fodder.

I particularly like the nip part

Soft, tender.................. A good opener if you know what I mean?

I usually offend without trying to............

The sweetest milk you'll ever taste!!!!!!!

You're being udderly ridiculous now!

There's only one sort of animal I'm into, and it's certainly not in the bovine family!!!!!!!!!!!

Not exactly what I was fantasising about, however, the idea of mother and daughter does appeal!!!!!! Of course the daughter would have to be over 18 (for all the politically correct control freaks who will jump on that one!!!)

Oh what a relief to have nips after the burning, thanks.....

Greatful Voyeur