I went on a bucks weekend to Spain earlier in the year when I was in Europe. The buck was greeted at Heathrow by his mates and a hired smurf - a dwarf who was painted blue the whole weekend. We paid for his flights, hotel and all the booze he could drink, which was a lot for someone 3'11. In return he was handcuffed to the groom to be for 3 days. The groom had to eat, sleep, sh* t, sh*g, drink, handcuffed to the dwarf for that whole time. He was released when they landed at Heathrow.

mrbonk said...

Shag? Nice.......that marriage is off to a trustworthy start then......

sh*g as in the dance.

Bloke with his back to the camera seems to have a low tide mark around his ar$e. Have to give you high marks for inventiveness - the dwarf idea is hilarious!