grandfromage said...
People, beware of this scam, it’s serious.
Two incredibly attractive women in skimpy bikinis are stalking men in supermarket car parks. They say that they need a lift to a photo shoot or something over on the other side of town and are willing to pay for your help by way of a threesome in your car. One gets in the front seat and one in the back. When you arrive at the destination, true to their promise, the two women start to get down to business. Then the one in the front seat takes off your trousers and begins her “fiendish work”. Soon you become so distracted that you don’t realise the one in the back has got out of the car and made off with your wallet and trousers. The one in the front then bolts too, and without trousers you are hardly likely to follow shouting cries of “rape” are you.
This is one of the worst scams yet, I have been scammed three times this week already, thought I should warn you all.
I'm coming over to do some shopping, which supermarket is it you go to?