I'm currently sitting here bored off my brain and wishing for the days when we had some good ol' comedy threads on Seabreeze, (and I don't mean the troll stuff thats bugged us lately)
Anyway I thought it would be interesting to hear some of the crazy pet names you've given your, or others have given, pets.
The funniest one I can remember was a dog whose name was Arser.
He was a working cattle dog and when the guy (my dads mate) went to pick him up, he asked WHY is the dog named ARSER.
Turns out the old guy who raised/trained him called him Arthur, but because he was a bushy and also had no teeth, the only thing the dog would respond to was Arser.
Made me laugh anyway.


Any others?