Dirty Mexican Housewarming

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elizabethb
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8 Aug 2008 10:50pm
Advice fellas...

Pictures...
Anything...

ideas...

What exactly do I wear to a 'dirty mexican housewarming'!?
and yes I AM serious! It's Sat night too!

Sooo shoot

stoked2surf
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8 Aug 2008 9:06pm
google it

pretty interesting things come up... but IMHO it should be a bikini made out of sumbreros (spelling?)

have fun at the party
sounds like a good time
decrepit
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8 Aug 2008 9:08pm
first thing that springs to mind is a pancho, (old quilt with a hole cut in the middle for your head) please yourself how you make it dirty.
elizabethb
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8 Aug 2008 11:34pm
oOOoo haha I know I googled it and yeah well... interesting! Some saucy outfits...

I think I'm going to use the pancho idea but make my own and go as..


A NACHO

v[}:)] well traditionally called a tortilla.

But a sexy nacho. haha I'll put photos up before I leave!

Bondalucci
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8 Aug 2008 11:43pm
Hey Liz,
While you're there you can run this one by the party crowd
(at the risk of offending the host)

Q- Why are Mexico crap at the Olympics ?

A- 'Cos anyone who can run, jump or swim, has already left !

(at least it's topical)
stoked2surf
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8 Aug 2008 9:46pm
i hereby rename you as dorito!

go forth my tasty cheese one and dazzle the mustache wearing señors with your salsa
evlPanda
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8 Aug 2008 11:47pm
"Dirty Sanchez" springs to mind ...but, just don't.



elizabethb
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8 Aug 2008 11:49pm
hah Bondalucci... nah no-one is from mexico, just a random theme aye!

actually just cutting it out now to make it and changed my mind... Listening 2 the damn Olympics on TV in the background...

I'm going as a

Mexican wave

:P lol Don't ask... I'll show later haha [}:)]
BigFatMick
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8 Aug 2008 10:31pm
Wear whatever you like... just tip a bottle of water down the back of your neck before you walk in the door at the party. Waaa laaaa... instant Wet Back!
elmo
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8 Aug 2008 10:55pm
Dirty Sanchez
elizabethb
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9 Aug 2008 1:07am
elmo said...

Dirty Sanchez


sorry but I have no idea who or what that is!? Inform me please!?
BigFatMick
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8 Aug 2008 11:10pm
elizabethb said...

elmo said...

Dirty Sanchez


sorry but I have no idea who or what that is!? Inform me please!?



Might I demonstrate Can I have a volunteer please Lizzy, perhaps you might help me out here
elizabethb
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9 Aug 2008 1:11am
okay what i found it was... ermmm yeah... WTF bruh!? U sick mofo's lol

Or is there another meaning I'm haven't found yet?
mineral1
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8 Aug 2008 11:18pm
elizabethb said...

okay what i found it was... ermmm yeah... WTF bruh!? U sick mofo's lol

Or is there another meaning I'm haven't found yet?



Nar, we think you worked it out, LMAO. Cos youroright, we are pulln the pizz
Mark _australia
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8 Aug 2008 11:30pm
I thought Liz knew what a dirty sanchez was and the whole thread was a rev up

Somebody is actually having a theme night called dirty mexican????I would not go if I was you... just in case
elmo
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8 Aug 2008 11:36pm
The trick is Lizzy do it to someone before they do it to you
elizabethb
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9 Aug 2008 2:08am
I seriously didn't know! A little naive hey!

good advice Elmo... I'll remember that... hah ermmm...

Another sober party I must say there is something liberating but also a 'downer' about not drinking!

haha yeh Mark it'll be all good. Housewarming for the Graphics guys from the Secondary Tech degree I'll be fine but it'll be damn good

hehe

nebbian
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9 Aug 2008 1:10am
elizabethb said...

A NACHO

v[}:)] well traditionally called a tortilla.



Oh dear I'm going straight to hell, all I could think of were the words "Badly packed"
tightlines
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9 Aug 2008 7:37am
Be careful this party reminds me of the one about the guy that moved to an isolated shack in Alaska to get away from it all for a while, complete peace and quite with the nearest neighbour miles away. He was really enjoying the solitude at first but started getting a bit lonely after a while, he hadn't even seen a woman for months, so was quite excited when he had a visit from his big burly bearded neighbour, Brutus, one day to ask him if he wanted to come to a party he was hosting. He asked Brutus what to expect because he had never been to a party in Alaska before. Well said Brutus "there's gunna be some drinkin, theres gunna be some singin and dancin, probably a bit of fightin, and there's bound to be some wild sex". Great he thought a party is just what I need its about time I got out and did some socialising, but he wasn't sure what he should wear to a party out in the sticks so he asked Brutus. "Heck" Brutus said "don't really matter what you wear me and you is gunna be the only ones there".
patsken
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9 Aug 2008 6:50pm
I can't get past my mates description of his wife in a bikini when she hasn't waxed for a while ---- "she doesn't have a Brazillian, she has a Mexican"..
Mark _australia
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9 Aug 2008 9:34pm
nebbian said...

elizabethb said...

A NACHO

v[}:)] well traditionally called a tortilla.



Oh dear I'm going straight to hell, all I could think of were the words "Badly packed"


Isn't it "badly packed kebab"

Same mental pic I guess

Reminds me of the camel toe song by Bob&Tom too

elizabethb
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10 Aug 2008 2:21am
nebbian said...

Oh dear I'm going straight to hell, all I could think of were the words "Badly packed"


hah well the only thing that was close to 'packed' was what they were packing into what they were smoking... Anyway. No need to say that's why I'm home!

Anywho. I said I'd add a picture. I couldn't be bothered to make the nacho or mexican wave...

Just went my own 'mexican' style! [}:)] I'll show you the most tame pic!


mineral1
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10 Aug 2008 11:01am
elizabethb said...

nebbian said...

Oh dear I'm going straight to hell, all I could think of were the words "Badly packed"


hah well the only thing that was close to 'packed' was what they were packing into what they were smoking... Anyway. No need to say that's why I'm home!

Anywho. I said I'd add a picture. I couldn't be bothered to make the nacho or mexican wave...

Just went my own 'mexican' style! [}:)] I'll show you the most tame pic!





NotWal
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10 Aug 2008 3:44pm
Ya know Liz, as well as looking like a señorita from a B western you look very much like someone on the swimming team - can't think of her name.

Too bad about the party. Never mind, you can hang out on Seabreeze like the rest of the A list.

<edit.> Just looked up Dirty Sanchez and wished I didn't.
Richiefish
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10 Aug 2008 9:22pm
Mexico never had it so good ...
Bondalucci
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10 Aug 2008 9:53pm
hubba-hubba Senorita
Mr. No-one
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10 Aug 2008 9:26pm
evlPanda said...

"Dirty Sanchez" springs to mind ...but, just don't.






Is that somewhere between a Hittler and a Merv?
getfunky
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11 Aug 2008 12:11pm
Crikey!! I always thought it just referred to a Merv Hughes stylee mustache!?!? Eeeyyyuuuwww...




Nice senorita look Lithbeth
Mr. No-one
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12 Aug 2008 6:55pm
If you bought someone an air-conditioner for a house warming present, would it still be a house warming present?
decrepit
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12 Aug 2008 6:57pm
Mr. No-one said...

If you bought someone an air-conditioner for a house warming present, would it still be a house warming present?


Yes, if it's reverse cycle
getfunky
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13 Aug 2008 11:08am
Er Liz... did you have to smack your hand for being a tad frisky in that pic?

Naughty hand! Stay out of there!!
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