Its a guys leaving do at work and everyones having a few bevvies at lunch.

I figure I'll stop at the bottlo on the way back and pop a 6 pack of corona in my backpack.

reckon 6 corona will keep me going till we hit the town @5pm.

Thing is, were not allowed to drink in the office so need a few ideas about how to pull some sly drinking off.

Idea #1
stop at maccas and grab 20 straws, join together, hide extrat long straw amogst desks computer cables, occasionally lean forward and drink beer out of drawer through straw.

#2 decant corona into sports bottle

# openly lean back in office chair, rest feet on keyboard and drink beer for management to see, hoping they will consider this rock and roll, and join in the fun

any better ideas wuld be hugely appreciated.

Let the beer nap take effect have a snooze and hit the pub strong at 5 knowing your well rested.

dont drink at work your breath will smell like a nightclub urinal caek and you will loose your job.

^^^ Except that he's right...

If it's the bloke's leaving do why not just be up front about it and agree with everyone (bosses included) to blow off the afternoon at work?

Otherwise if you work in an office where drinking is not allowed culturally or worse still because of the type of work you run the risk of getting in to some serious strife.

GalahOnTheBay said...

^^^ Except that he's right...

If it's the bloke's leaving do why not just be up front about it and agree with everyone (bosses included) to blow off the afternoon at work?

Otherwise if you work in an office where drinking is not allowed culturally or worse still because of the type of work you run the risk of getting in to some serious strife.

+1

# openly lean back in office chair, rest feet on keyboard and drink beer for management to see, hoping they will consider this rock and roll, and join in the fun

any better ideas wuld be hugely appreciated.







make it a keg and hire a stripper,**** it go out in style

NasiGoreng said...

DUDE said...



make it a keg and hire a stripper,**** it go out in style

now your #### talking !!!

Corporations should do this kinda thing, im sure it would increase productivity

+1

Just drink it openly, from clear bottles. If the boss asks, reply "it is urine"
"Haven't you heard of the urine diet to lose weight?"


Bet they don't taste it to find out for themselves

What times lunch if your popping them before 12 seek help

Work from home.

Then you can sink piss all day without a care.

You have two choices:

1. Rock on. Stripper and a keg. It's party time.

2. Get help. You're a pathetic alcoholic.

Realistically it has to be 1 because if it's 2 there's no hope for you.

doggie said...


I think 1 & 2 go together

Doggie is...Charlie Sheen!

Doggie Said

Where are my porn stars then

Here you go Doggie, can't have you missing out

(*(*) (*)*)

Fossil

sbray said...

Doggie Said

Where are my porn stars then

Here you go Doggie, can't have you missing out

(* (*) (*) *)

Looks likes boobs in the middle with hairy armpits next to them

Every time I see this topic in the list my eyes see "Disgusting beers at work" and I get overwhelmed with a sense of disgust myself.

If your work is serving up disgusting beers they should be ashamed.

If you are disgusted at people having beers at work you should be ashamed.

If someone is disgusted at you having beers at work they should be ashamed.

Bloody eyes, I think I might finally need glasses.