Your at the desk, booking in to do the big one.......ovaseas !!!!!

I'm gonna be locked in with this mob of humas for twenty hours

Phew, that backpacker hasn't felt water on it's private parts for some time

Mr Mrs? Teatowel, what are they hiding under there, watch very carefully.

Hey Big Mumma, Why have you bought so much carry on crap ?

That kid, ya just know is gonna spew, stuffing its guts now. Hope i dont get

near that one, but i'll smell it seats away.

There's another one , mum and dad will sleep and the kid will whinge,

possibly having shat itself, then it will scream.

Then the walk to the relief station mid flight. Only to spend time looking for

the dead goanna that must be in here somewhere. No one should smell like

that. Mite have been the inflight curry.

Na bugga it! I'll give the ovaseas a miss....and just walk around the park

With me dog