I do.
It enables people to have jobs as cleaners and stuff.

Wow so little humour in this one but plenty in the other.

Guess smoking is uncool but dog turds are the in thing

Was out on the motorsickle today and some clown in a council work truck flicks a lit butt out the window. One of the guys I was riding with had to do a quick duck to avoid it.

Smokers are still in a different world, regarding their health and the environment.

I was at a set of traffic lights in a firetruck when the dummy in the car in front flicked a lit cigarette out the window.
I climbed down out of the firetruck,picked up her butt and knocked on her window.
She turned to see a fireman in full turnout gear standing next to her holding her fag butt.I motioned for her to wind down her window.She wound down her window in slo mo looking like she was gonna poop.'Madam are you aware how many fires are caused by carelessly disposed cigarette butts'
'Lots' gulp.
'Yes maam lots'
****n pissed ourselves laughing back in the truck.

Once came across a bloke who was so addicted that he burnt he's face off smoking while breathing bottled oxygen because he had severe emphysema (you don't want to know what I do for a crust) lets say it was he's last smoke.

Smoking is just F'kd. I grew up in a household where M + D both smoked, and when it was winter and we were watching the Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis movies (classic), the lounge room was just thick with rollie smoke... so gross.

I have a couple of mates mid 30's to mid 40's who have smoked since they were 14yo and cannot give up. I can't believe the amount of $$ these guys spend on a pack of cancer sticks... enough for a good annual holiday...

I look after a commercial property that has 450+ staff... the amount of butts on the footpath outside is disgraceful.... doesn't matter if they are young or old, Male or Female - it just seems the accepted practice to drop your butt where you stand...

Reevesy said...

Once came across a bloke who was so addicted that he burnt he's face off smoking while breathing bottled oxygen because he had severe emphysema (you don't want to know what I do for a crust) lets say it was he's last smoke.

I watched my ex wifes father inlaw die from emphysema he would drag on his White Ox rollie nearly drop dead, drag on his oxygen get a bit of life back, swig on his liquid morphine for his bowel cancer, he hadnt eaten for weeks but was still hangin for a fag hours before he karked

The thing I hate the most about smokers is the ads we are forced to watch because of them.

I don't know why but I still find a girl smoking a cigarette attractive, when done right.

I pick up other peoples cigarette butts up....

Then throw them on the ground.....

It ****s with everyone's head......

Mark _australia said...

DUDE said...

I pick up other peoples cigarette butts up....

Then throw them on the ground.....

It ****s with everyone's head......

Careful. Make a joke in this thread you get red thumbed to bejeebus

Not always true. Your one about finding a dog turd and mistaking it for a ciggy butt with some life left in it was pure comic genius and had me laughing so hard i near popped a hernia...not bad for a poley

boofy said...

Reevesy said...

Once came across a bloke who was so addicted that he burnt he's face off smoking while breathing bottled oxygen because he had severe emphysema (you don't want to know what I do for a crust) lets say it was he's last smoke.

I watched my ex wifes father inlaw die from emphysema he would drag on his White Ox rollie nearly drop dead, drag on his oxygen get a bit of life back, swig on his liquid morphine for his bowel cancer, he hadnt eaten for weeks but was still hangin for a fag hours before he karked

I can sort of understand both of these.
If you're that close to dropping dead there's not much point in giving up the cigs. You might as well have a few last really big satisfying puffs and slip away with a happy disposition.
Why die unhappy and craving a ciggy?