Surely you are doing this for a laugh, one cant be that highly strung ,,,, can one ?
Man you got to learn to relax .!!!!!
If not put ya polka dot shorts on snort some ajax and go for a walk down town , please let us know if you meet some nice noddy's
I hear they are looking for buskers and entertainers, at the night markets in Bagdad, ................mmmmmmmm now the wind is getting up!

If you guys dont take me more seriously , I'm going to cut my leg OFF !!! OUCH !!! You ba5tards !!!