haha nice one! heres a few more for all the docker haters out there!!!

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Damien Drum went on a recruiting mission to the deepest African jungle. When he was there, he spotted this huge local guy standing in a clearing. Suddenly a coconut dropped from a tree above one of his fellow tribesmen. He leapt onto the other guy's shoulders and took the coconut in his hands above his head. He then ran flat out through a bunch of trees, knocking several over, before booting it seventy metres through two trees little more than a foot apart. "Bloody hell!" said Drum. "Can you do that again?". So the big guy gets another coconut and this time unleashes a massive ninety metre torpedo kick, through the same gap in the trees.
Needless to say, Drum signs up the guy from the jungle and proudly shows him off at the first training session of the season. "Before we go any further" says Damien- "Ball" (pointing at the ball), "Goal" (pointing at the goal.) "Ball" (pointing at the ball), "Goal" (pointing at the goal).
"But boss," protests the guy from the jungle. "I can speak perfect English."
"Just wait for a minute," replies Drum. "I'm talking to the rest of the team."


Super coach Mark Harvey goes to a reunion at Hawthorn and starts
chatting with Alistair Clarkson.

Alistair says to Chris, "Well Mark, I don't know what you think of
your players at Fremantle, but mine here are all bright and brilliant."

"How do you know?" asks Mark.

"Oh well, its simple", says Alistair. "We now put them through a
special intelligence test before they can play here. Just pick any of
my players and we will see how well he does."

Mark thinks for a while and comes to the conclusion that Spider's not
the sharpest tool in the Hawk's shed. Ill nominate Spider Everett says
Chris.
Alistair calls him over and asks him, "Tell me Spider, who is the
child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is
not your sister?"

"Ah, that's simple Alistair ", says Spider. "Its me."
"Well done Spider" says Alistair.

Mark is super impressed. Mark returns to Freo and wonders
about the intelligence of the team.

He calls in Cris Tarrent and asks, " Tarrent tell me, who is the child
of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not
your sister?"

Tarrent thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I
think about it a bit more mark, and I'll give you an answer
tomorrow?"

"Of course" says Mark. "You've got 24 hours. But it is super
important that you come up with the answer."

Tarrent goes away, thinks as hard as he can, and then he calls in
his team mates.

Bell thought it might be his grandpa, but wasn't sure.

Pav was certain that it couldn't be any one.

Farmer thought it would be an uncle in Meekatharra who had been
adopted as a child.

Headland thought he said something about his mother & had a swing.

Sandilands reckoned the answer was 32

McManus went into the foetal position.

The rest of the team wouldn't even hazard a guess. 20 hours later,
Tarrent is very worried that he still has no answer with only 4 hours
to go.

Eventually Tarrent says, "I know, I'll ring Anthony Koutoufides. He's
bloody smart, he will know the answer."

He calls . "Kouta" he says, "Tell me who is the child of your
father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your
sister?"

"Very simple" says Kouta, "it's me!"

"Of course!" says Tarrent, and rings Mark. "Mark" says Tarrent,
"I've got the answer - it's Anthony Koutoufides."

"No you idiot" says Mark. "It's Spider Everett."

yer geelong for flag! poor gazza got riped by bartel! oh well

What a thrashing geelong gave port , they just were'nt in the game ...well thats it for another year for footy,sailing season not to far away can't wait.
just bought new board and just waiting for a windy day to test it.

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go kangadangas -
not a bad effort from this yrs predicted wooden spooners

kerr is the other player greeny,
cousins to retire
judd to carlton
eagles will still finish top 3 nxt yr

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Nice work Windy Miller, What sort of crystal ball you got?