I got a message on Monday saying
"your school has just rung me again to say you arn't there, where the F### are U, I'm getting sick of this S###. RING ME"

I wish I was school age, I figured it was my mate with a son with the same name as me.
I did reply, tried to get the little wagger in the crap with his old man by using some colourful language. He soon realised and rang me with all the BS excuses about how the school stuffed up and he's a good kid really. Yeah right, I'm glad our parents never had mobiles to send alerts to like they do today.