What are some of your embarrassment moments, I'll start with one of my Tamer one's:
I had been interested in a scientific topic for years and Professor van der Kolk, was the world's leading authority on the subject as was going to be the Key Note speaker at a conference I was attending in Melbourne. I desperately wanted to meet the man, and often fantasised meeting him, having dinner, having intellectual discussions with him, inviting him over to my place, taking him out on my boat, showing the local sites off etc. Anyway I'm at the conference, staying at a dingy cheap hotel, (one can't afford to stay 5 Star when spending so much on one';s toyz, I digress), and I had this killer gut ache pumping, and was late for breakfast so I thought I'd quickly go down and have my morning meal, and later vacuate my bowels, I was on the 3rd floor, pressed the Elevator button, it arrived empty, My gut gave off this excrutiating pain, and I dropped a clanger, when I smelled it I thought "F#ck I hope no bastard gets on before I reach the Lobby, Floor 2 no stop, Floor One the Elevator comes to a stop, Who gets in Professor van der Kolk, the cheap skate, I froze, this was my oppurtunity for Intimacy, and I blew it, the stink was horrendous and he looked at me with disgust, I went as red and hot as is humanly........ how embarrassment
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