Enough conspiracys! Here come the undisputed facts

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seafever17
seafever17
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29 Oct 2010 4:10pm
This place is starting to freak me out. I find myself a little bit more on edge after every visit. I am starting to question everything. Even the dog. I am starting to believe he might be a plant. The sunshine coming through my vertical blinds casts a shadow on my bedroom wall that looks like a bar code. I knew i needed to scan it and see what the message is.

It said the only thing that will save me is immersing myself in a world of facts.

I googled for an address. But came up blank. I think they beat me too it.

The only hope now is to build a world of facts myself so I and others like me who come searching for a refuge, a place to hang my hat (non foil of course ,in the style of a souwester) can recover from the endless pursuit of the perpetuaters of the myth. You know who you are.Maybe

Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing

Thats a fact.
Whats yours?


GypsyDrifter
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29 Oct 2010 4:15pm
Do you know what a "fact" is seafever17?

I wonder how many others on SB do?
lotofwind
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29 Oct 2010 7:22pm
A "fact" is the distance between the **** and the*******.
And thats a fact.
Mister Dugong
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29 Oct 2010 4:24pm
I'm about to hit the water.
Fact
GypsyDrifter
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29 Oct 2010 4:29pm
lotofwind said...

A "fact" is the distance between the **** and the*******.
And thats a fact.


lol
lotofwind
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29 Oct 2010 7:31pm
See,,,I did learn something at school

PS
What happend to the thread with the pic of the chick bouncing her boobs???
I miss her
GypsyDrifter
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lotofwind
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29 Oct 2010 7:42pm


Ahhhhhhhhhhh,,thank you
seafever17
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29 Oct 2010 4:50pm
lotofwind said...

A "fact" is the distance between the **** and the*******.
And thats a fact.


Nope. Thats uFck Island. Bordered by Browns bay to the south. Sometimes popular when the tide is in at Red bay.

theDoctor
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29 Oct 2010 7:54pm


there's facts, then there is reality...


fact, kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity...

reality... he is a douche bag
lotofwind
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29 Oct 2010 7:57pm
seafever17 said...

lotofwind said...

A "fact" is the distance between the **** and the*******.
And thats a fact.


Nope. Thats uFck Island. Bordered by Browns bay to the south. Sometimes popular when the tide is in at Red bay.




Oh,,ok,,now I understand the old saying "If the red is in the pink, go the brown"

sorry
landyacht
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29 Oct 2010 5:28pm
no wind this week
lotofwind
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29 Oct 2010 8:33pm
NO, SO^^^^^^^^^^^^BOOBS TO YOU (.) (.)

The weekend though is looking hot,sunny and W I N D Y
frant
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29 Oct 2010 9:02pm
theDoctor said...



there's facts, then there is reality...


fact, kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity...

reality... he is a douche bag


Unfortunately Doc you get your facts and perceptions confused which seems to lead to your reality distortions.
there may be a perception (yours or otherwise) that kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity... but this can not be construed as a fact.
and who knows what the reality is. in your OPINION ... he is a douche bag and I guess no one is going to change your opinion.
oliver
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29 Oct 2010 6:06pm
frant said...

theDoctor said...



there's facts, then there is reality...


fact, kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity...

reality... he is a douche bag


Unfortunately Doc you get your facts and perceptions confused which seems to lead to your reality distortions.
there may be a perception (yours or otherwise) that kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity... but this can not be construed as a fact.
and who knows what the reality is. in your OPINION ... he is a douche bag and I guess no one is going to change your opinion.


Doc is right - Kyle Sandilands is a douche bag
colinwill78
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29 Oct 2010 9:13pm
frant said...

theDoctor said...



there's facts, then there is reality...


fact, kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity...

reality... he is a douche bag


Unfortunately Doc you get your facts and perceptions confused which seems to lead to your reality distortions.
there may be a perception (yours or otherwise) that kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity... but this can not be construed as a fact.
and who knows what the reality is. in your OPINION ... he is a douche bag and I guess no one is going to change your opinion.


c'mon. Who"s gonna dispute that??
SandS
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29 Oct 2010 9:13pm
lotofwind said...

See,,,I did learn something at school

PS
What happend to the thread with the pic of the chick bouncing her boobs???
I miss her




Yes I,m with you on that Lotofwind!, if someone could cut and paste thos bounceing boobs to all live threads Id be a happy chappy.

And thats a fact!!
lotofwind
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29 Oct 2010 9:26pm
SandS for Seabreeze PM,,hi,hip,,,,hoooray
SandS
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29 Oct 2010 9:31pm
The weather people are saying it,s going to rain Boobs all weekend . wooohooo!!!!
lotofwind
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29 Oct 2010 9:39pm
SandS said...

The weather people are saying it,s going to rain Boobs all weekend . wooohooo!!!!

Is there anything you cant find on utube????
evlPanda
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29 Oct 2010 11:13pm
seafever17 said...
Thats a fact.
Whats yours?


An orbit is actually a straight line through space-time.

Tides are not the water being pulled by the moon, but the moon distorting the Earth's shape (and the water running off).

At 1pm today I was in two places.



poor relative
poor relative
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29 Oct 2010 8:20pm
Painting ballastrades is a total pain in the arse.
Thats my kn reality
evlPanda
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29 Oct 2010 11:20pm
30% of my weight is OTHER ORGANISMS!!!

edit:dry body weight.
evlPanda
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29 Oct 2010 11:24pm
Some windsurfers can do a backward somersault, then a forward somersault, during the same jump.
Bigwavedave
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29 Oct 2010 10:41pm
poor relative said...

Painting ballastrades is a total pain in the arse.
Thats my kn reality


masking tape

drop sheets

paintball gun

now it's fun!!!
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
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29 Oct 2010 11:42pm
As an object increase its speed its mass increases and the speed of time increases, that is if you attached a watch to the end of a string and spun it round and round really (seriously) fast its time would be ahead of its twin watch on your wrist.

... but what is speed, really? eh? distance/time?

edit: i'm on a bit of a ruski standard roll here... but time is relative, as is speed: who is really moving? who is the mover?

flubber.

edit x2: and if you're going really, really, really fast, light speed fast, then everything else is really, really young.


**** is weird.
AUS02
AUS02
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29 Oct 2010 11:48pm
... catch up to a photon and time stops!
evlPanda
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29 Oct 2010 11:55pm
haha yes! i was just coming to that conclusion! like look how young your sail number is.

i dunno, **** is weird. It's like trying to see your own face sometimes. It just won't/can't reveal itself. And if it did the whole universe would explode and something even more mysterious would take its place.

fact: using your mobile phone on the tarmac won't cause a bloody explosion. That myth stems from static electricity. There's a jet engine on idel next to me for ****'s sake, what is my mobile phone going to do compared to that????
ginger pom
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30 Oct 2010 9:42am
frant said...

theDoctor said...



there's facts, then there is reality...


fact, kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity...

reality... he is a douche bag


Unfortunately Doc you get your facts and perceptions confused which seems to lead to your reality distortions.
there may be a perception (yours or otherwise) that kyle sandilands is a popular australian celebrity... but this can not be construed as a fact.
and who knows what the reality is. in your OPINION ... he is a douche bag and I guess no one is going to change your opinion.


In as much as anyone can be a en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche then Kyle Sandilands is definitely one.
evlPanda
evlPanda
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30 Oct 2010 10:34am
Seriously, what kind of name is "Sandilands" anyway?

Fact: The Mimic Octopus is just plain awesome.

seafever17
seafever17
WA
360 posts
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30 Oct 2010 11:47am
Fact:
smashing stuff you are trying to fix in a fit of rage feels good at the time but it's really dissapointing when you cool down and still have to fix it. But now its ...ahem...considerably harder
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