Mothers and fathers of teen children .Here is a great idea for when your teen children ask what you want for Fathers/mothers day .its simple hand them this .....

I teen child (insert name here ) of mother/father( insert name here ) pledge that rather than buying useless socks/jocks/flowers on this one day of the year ( invented by american business interests looking for another way to make a $$) and being nice on this one day of the year and bringing mother/father (insert name here) a cup of tea and burnt toast ,I teen child(insert name here ) will on every other day of the year endeavour and indeed promise to be civil and nice and not complain about how hard done by I am and that I will not seeth with resentment when I don't get my own way on every occasion. I will help with household chores without excuses and complaints and will feed the cat/dog on my assigned days . signed ( teen child insert name here)

This is why boarding schools were invented.

Fat chance!
Tell 'im he's dreaming!

Good luck with that. I got chickenpox for Fathers Day from Donovan this year. Poxy little $hit!!