"Don't hit at all if you can help it; don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt

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Originally posted by Mark _australia

"Don't hit at all if you can help it; don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt

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Only useful if the other guy hasn't read the same quote!

“Force and mind are opposites; morality ends where a gun begins.”
Ayn Rand

“I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.”
Matt Groening

"Guns don't kill people. People kill people. But so would a monkey if it had a gun."
Eddie Vizard

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)


"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Yogi Berra

The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is they would hate to try and make a living under the laws they passed.

I can't beleive you've only made 12 posts Captain Bob!
I thought you'd been round alot longer than that!

Yeah. opposite for me.
I'm just winding down at work and will be starting a non computer job soon, so i'll be around alot less often. Making the most of it now.

Forget about waves......... we can all relate

I talk to myself. That way I know someone's listening.

Who was the person who discovered that milk came from cows, and, more
importantly, what was he doing at the time?

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

Birubi wind - the new oxymoron.

I may be a c#%t, but I'm not a f#@king c#%t....TISM.

Well isn't that just the pickle on the giant cr#p sandwich that is my day.

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Originally posted by Richiefish

I may be a c#%t, but I'm not a f#@king c#%t....TISM.

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And another classic by TISM richie!

"You're only five yards from a f#@kwit"