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> 10 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

Gizmo

2865 posts

Gizmo

SA, 2865 posts

3 Jan 2009 10:56am

What are some of your favourite one line sayings?

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

3 Jan 2009 9:43am

The winds in

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts

3 Jan 2009 12:26pm

Anything 'not' relating to American sport cliches!

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

3 Jan 2009 11:41am

I'm sweating like a peodophile at a wiggles concert.

Mark _australia

23685 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23685 posts

3 Jan 2009 12:21pm

I hate paedophiles! When I was a kid we had to buy our own farkin lollies.....

windsurfer44

243 posts

windsurfer44

WA, 243 posts

3 Jan 2009 3:10pm

geday darlin how much

cranky

440 posts

cranky

440 posts

3 Jan 2009 5:52pm

Your mileage may vary

Jman

VIC

881 posts

Jman

VIC, 881 posts

3 Jan 2009 8:22pm

Is that a wind line out the back?

Poida

1922 posts

Poida

WA, 1922 posts

3 Jan 2009 7:19pm

"if only there was just another 2 or 3 knots"

Poida

1922 posts

Poida

WA, 1922 posts

3 Jan 2009 7:21pm

"sorry I'm late......."

Mark _australia

23685 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23685 posts

3 Jan 2009 7:31pm

She's got a head like a

robber's dog
dropped pie
burnt thong
box of frogs

.......?

shark

361 posts

shark

WA, 361 posts

3 Jan 2009 8:12pm

"Hes living proof that its better to be lucky than smart"

hills

1622 posts

hills

SA, 1622 posts

3 Jan 2009 9:45pm

Pickle you, cumquat!

landyacht

5921 posts

landyacht

WA, 5921 posts

3 Jan 2009 8:16pm

I wonder what the poor people are doing??

then again , who cares

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

3 Jan 2009 8:42pm

Go back to the valley kook!

windsurfer44

243 posts

windsurfer44

WA, 243 posts

3 Jan 2009 11:08pm

Greenroom said...

Go back to the valley kook!

i watched that movie todayy

GreenPat

QLD

4105 posts

GreenPat

QLD, 4105 posts

4 Jan 2009 12:11am

Busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking competition.

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

3 Jan 2009 11:12pm

windsurfer44 said...

Greenroom said...

Go back to the valley kook!

i watched that movie todayy

NO WAY!!! SO DID I!!!

bazl

704 posts

bazl

WA, 704 posts

3 Jan 2009 11:21pm

Life must be lived as play

-Plato-

windsurfer44

243 posts

windsurfer44

WA, 243 posts

3 Jan 2009 11:35pm

Greenroom said...

windsurfer44 said...

Greenroom said...

Go back to the valley kook!

i watched that movie todayy

NO WAY!!! SO DID I!!!

Thats madddd

MintoxGT

975 posts

MintoxGT

WA, 975 posts

3 Jan 2009 11:39pm

When I go on holidays I hope I get your job!!!

Heres a hammer and a nail, now go build a bridge and get over it! [}:)]

She's got a head like a half eaten ar5h0le

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts

4 Jan 2009 9:59am

Blind as a welder's dog

you, me, carpark, NOW!

Cassa

1305 posts

Cassa

WA, 1305 posts

4 Jan 2009 8:44am

She's got a face like a bashed crab
lower than a snake in a wheel rut

wormy

QLD

679 posts

wormy

QLD, 679 posts

4 Jan 2009 10:36am

Got nipples like door stops.

sausage

QLD

4874 posts

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

4 Jan 2009 11:22am

He's/ she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook!

MintoxGT

975 posts

MintoxGT

WA, 975 posts

4 Jan 2009 12:20pm

His name is Ankle, coz he's 3 feet lower than a c^nt. Excuse the bad word but it's how the one liner goes.

I understand if this post gets removed

Cheers GT

mineral1

4564 posts

mineral1

WA, 4564 posts

4 Jan 2009 1:02pm

One pockets ten foot deep, and the other bastards got a dugite in it

f(for non West Aussies, its a deadly snake)

Got an ed on im like a Mongolian racing duck

Mark _australia

23685 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23685 posts

4 Jan 2009 1:18pm

She bangs like a dunny door in a cyclone

Going off like a frog in a sock

sflack

VIC

574 posts

sflack

VIC, 574 posts

4 Jan 2009 3:40pm

theres more batter at a fish and chip shop!!

Ive been watchin too much of the test! GO SIDDLE! YOU STAR!

windsurfer44

243 posts

windsurfer44

WA, 243 posts

4 Jan 2009 2:31pm

Next time get the copy from behind.

(video ezy)

upwind

QLD

166 posts

upwind

QLD, 166 posts

4 Jan 2009 6:58pm

got ahead like a twisted sandshoe

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