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Shooting the breeze.

upwind

QLD

166 posts

upwind

QLD, 166 posts

4 Jan 2009 6:58pm

I just want to get a.head in life

upwind

QLD

166 posts

upwind

QLD, 166 posts

4 Jan 2009 6:59pm

life's abitch then you marry one

upwind

QLD

166 posts

upwind

QLD, 166 posts

4 Jan 2009 7:00pm

hey mayte, you shoulda bin here yeterday

Barbie

55 posts

Barbie

WA, 55 posts

4 Jan 2009 6:26pm

As useful as a fart in a bottle.

Couldn't organise a r00t in a brothel!

Mark _australia

23685 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23685 posts

4 Jan 2009 7:26pm

Barbie said...

Couldn't organise a r00t in a brothel!

Used to be "couldn't organise sex in a brothel with a hundred dollar note".
However inflation now means more than the hungy..... err I'm told.

Couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery.

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

4 Jan 2009 7:41pm

Lock it in Eddy. (Who wants to be a millionaire)

COME ON DOWN! (The price is right) Mmm Serita.

Not happy Jan! (Yellow pages ad)

sflack

VIC

574 posts

sflack

VIC, 574 posts

4 Jan 2009 11:20pm

Greenroom said...

Lock it in Eddy. (Who wants to be a millionaire)

COME ON DOWN! (The price is right) Mmm Serita.

Not happy Jan! (Yellow pages ad)

Your the Weakest Link... GOODBYE! (weakest link)

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

theDoctor

NSW, 5786 posts

4 Jan 2009 11:28pm

tell 'em they're dreamin

muna

136 posts

muna

WA, 136 posts

4 Jan 2009 9:55pm

" sweating like a dog"
" I cry I cry"
"always look at the mother she's guna be like that in 20 years"
" feeling lucky punk"
" If only I asked"
" Flat out like a lizard drinking"
"keep out of the fridge you'll let the air out"

Toadwhispera

QLD

223 posts

Toadwhispera

QLD, 223 posts

4 Jan 2009 11:14pm

face like a smacked arse

Ive Seen better heads in a bag of leaf

Your so full of S@*t your eyes are brown

Dumber than a box of hammers

Tell me your lifes story and how much you love me

He has shoulders like a snake

Your as sharp as a bowling ball

windykid

QLD

368 posts

windykid

QLD, 368 posts

4 Jan 2009 11:18pm

and now for somthing completly different

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

5 Jan 2009 12:55am

Some of the report comments teachers wish they could use:

"He hit rock bottom,... then kept on digging."

"He started slowly, then tapered off."

"He's living proof of what happens when someone pee's in your gene pool."

Cassa

1305 posts

Cassa

WA, 1305 posts

4 Jan 2009 11:09pm

I got pollished TWICE today!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mark _australia

23685 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23685 posts

4 Jan 2009 11:19pm

doesn't count if you polished it yourself

Bender

2236 posts

Bender

WA, 2236 posts

4 Jan 2009 11:46pm

He's sweating like rapist with a all female jury!!

My favorite (attempted by my wing man years ago successfully)

Spose a, quick squirt in the guts in the back of me cruiser is out of the question

Toadwhispera

QLD

223 posts

Toadwhispera

QLD, 223 posts

5 Jan 2009 1:27am

Is that your face or did your neck throw up ?

If you dont want a root! do you mind laying down while I have one ?

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

5 Jan 2009 8:56am

Like a finger in a bum (if what your assembling fits well) or like a cock in a sock.(if it fits poorly).

I'm off like a bucket of prawns on a hot day.

I'm pushing cotton.