-If sh#t were wit...you'd be constipated. -Better to keep your mouth shut and have people THINK you are an idiot... than open it and remove any doubt. -I refuse to enter into 'intellectual combat' with an unarmed man.
her tits were like two footy socks full of sand like throwing a sausage up a hallway head like a deep sea racing mullet whale oil be flocked id root a black snake with an infected arse but only if u hold its head /rodeny rude
Requires gentle persuation (read "grab biggest sledge hammer you can find and flog all heck out of it") Genious trapped in the body of a d!ckhead. Handraulic (having no mechanical assistance [read it as you will])
Then there is all of the cockney slang. Hungry? I'm Lee Marvin(starvin) On the Pat Malone(phone) Hung in there like a Stewy Diver (survivor[I've had a couple of cold ones so correct me if I'm wrong re:Thredbo])
