oh no! Crazy sunglasses and floppy hat wearers were bad enough, but now we got to watch out for the crazy sunnies + floppy hats + ipod wearer who will probably be oblivious to anything going on around them while everyone else is yelling
watch out! You're about to be run over by a 30 foot cruiser or seaplane
but then again, maybe this is natures way of preventing sailor overpopulation