It's been nine years since my last tax return!
Yeah I know I'm just some bum on a boat taking hard evened tax dollars out of your pocket and buying new shiny sails and sitting on the beach looking at your girl friend or wife...

Hold on that's not what this thread is about!
Want I want to share is I had to sort my tax out and get a business name plus sort my ABN too, well for some reason I did't die and now after nine years on this tub 'Valkyrie' I feel I should put back into the community 'And not your wife'.

Hey stay focused and stop hating me, someone had to go sailing to see how good it is, or was now I look back! Hmmm, now where was I?
Oh yeah, so I goes online to deal with this problem, I find the gov site and call up to confess my sins. Well I'm not paying an accountant to do it, I am still a bum.
Well tap tap on the pad, chatting on the phone at the same time and the years rolled by as the helpful person did my tax for me on the phone and while he was away on hold I filled out my business name application plus sorted my ABN. And Every four or five minutes they would come back and ask was I ok waiting! Really they did, wow.
More helpful than a lonely house wife, I was done in less time than I spent with her, about an hour all up at no cost for both services...

Wait there's more!!!
Today I'm trying to sort the lease out with a 70+ landlady who has a hand full of paperwork from a lawyer who is to lazy to sort it out!
Well I'm dumb but I can't afford to sign anything for I might not die tomorrow and have to pay for it. So on the phone to our friendly Gov. And no kidding two rings and I'm talking straight to a guy who know what's what! I couldn't fault him, he knew everything about the paperwork I was looking at and saved me hundreds of dollars.
So next time your complaining about our wonderful Gov. Lookout for I'm on there side even though I don't plan to pay much tax at least I appreciate them and what they do for me.

Bet it was wrong and you hafta sort it out! :)

Dezman said..

It's been nine years since my last tax return!
Yeah I know I'm just some bum on a boat taking hard evened tax dollars out of your pocket and buying new shiny sails and sitting on the beach looking at your girl friend or wife...

You should read a book by Dale Carnegie called "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

I don't think you are winning friends here with your arrogant attitude.

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cisco said..

Dezman said..

It's been nine years since my last tax return!
Yeah I know I'm just some bum on a boat taking hard evened tax dollars out of your pocket and buying new shiny sails and sitting on the beach looking at your girl friend or wife...

You should read a book by Dale Carnegie called "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

I don't think you are winning friends here with your arrogant attitude.

To my dear and understanding friend Cisco I thank you for your very kind words of advice. I must post haste to acquirer said book authored by the famous and well liked dale Carnegie, and I hope in my humble opinion that Iv the intellect to comprehend its wisdom in brown nosing your way to the top through hiding ones real thoughts and telling them what you want them to hear!
It's plainly clear the importance of obtaining the favour of one's better peers and not the lower less educated but well meaning half. Since the dawn of Man climbing the tree of success and looking up is of utmost importance even though one is looking up the ass of the ape above them! It's their best side and it's comforting to know that someone is looking up one's ass too from below one's station in society.
So a million thanks my wonderful friend Cisco 'I'm not worthy' fond regards Desmond.

Yes if they have a sore leg or a injured brain and a note from the doctor!

Harrow said..

Does the government just keep paying unemployment benefits to someone for NINE years???

southace said..

Yes if they have a sore leg or a injured brain and a note from the doctor!

hargs said..

Harrow said..

Does the government just keep paying unemployment benefits to someone for NINE years???

Not if someone forwards this thread to the ATO

Haha, funny guys...
No no yes I have a letter from my doctor and I'm sure there are few here on this forum that would vouch for me being nuTs...
The dole is very tough and lucky for me I'm not on it! Iv been getting the disability pension for some time now. However I'm trying to get back into working even though I could just stay on the pension.
I'm joking about taking your hard earned tax dollars, qualified people have assessed me and rubber stamped my paperwork!
The system is well setup and there are not many people now days getting a free ride.

cisco said..

Dezman said..

The system is well setup and there are not many people now days getting a free ride.

The free riders are more prevalent than you might think. I have two big fat ones living next door to me with a child that will most likely emulate them.

Oh, they know the rules and how to play them to their advantage.

The bastard played loud grunge music for a year almost daily and not once did I complain to the cops. This prick and his barge arse bitch have complained to council about me for:-

1. Running an illegal hostel..............I have three boarders. Perfectly legal.
2. Having two rubbish bins..............I bought another from the council.
3. Mowing after 7 pm.....................It was a very hot summers day, still light and I didn't finish until 7:20 pm.
4. Walking my old dog without a lead...........He has two dogs that yap, that he never walks and never get out of their back yard.

Oh and he is so politically correct too. He calls his bitch his "partner" whenever he is talking to officialdom but his "missus" when talking to anybody else.

If I go missing from the forum it will be because I have got him with a pig sticker and he has exploded over me and drowned me in his fat.

Oh I feel for ya mate for now I'm a tenant now and iv neighbours and can't just pull anchor if their wind gen is to noisy. I'll offer the advice of buying a yacht but you've got one, maybe you have much more tolerance than me for I would just walk out the door and go sailing.