Ok gumtree will probably delete this and leave me with egg on my face...
so I copied and pasted it as well (-:
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/secret-harbour/cats-kittens/cat/1053469896 
Four legged type .bit of brown hair .sleeps all day until it wants something to eat or needs to relieve itself somewhere in the house .good condition for age ,malts like a gooden got hair all over the place ,gets a little grumpy if ya move her off our bed or if you wake her up can chuck in a tin of oysters as it only eats really expensive grub,if ya intrested il have to check with the cat incase she's eating sleeping or ****ting ,I can also chuck in the wife as she has just told me I'm not allowed to get rid of her ,she is very similar to the cat so no need to write it all out again .message if intrested ,no calls incase the cat gets woken
