French Contraption - Large Hadron Collider

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alexb
alexb
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11 Sep 2008 6:01pm
What does anybody think will come from the LHC (large hadron collider), like in another 30 to 50 years what will be the new technology?
NotWal
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11 Sep 2008 7:03pm
Ummm genetically modified orgasms. no, we've already got those. Phoning yourself to Hawii.
dustin
dustin
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11 Sep 2008 7:36pm
prob just some other type of string theory
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
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11 Sep 2008 6:34pm
They have already needed to create a new kind on internet, to store the thousands apon thousands of gigs of data that will be collected.
Maybe a new type of fuel/energy source will come out of it. That would probably be a good thing.
Richiefish
Richiefish
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11 Sep 2008 8:37pm
custom universes ?????
junior freestyle
junior freestyle
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11 Sep 2008 9:54pm
the lack of the "gravaton" when the particles colide. hopefully anyway
cwamit
cwamit
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11 Sep 2008 8:18pm
improved sails, for everyone!! including kitesurfers

micro wind dynema cloth that produces its own wind around its nucleus... string theory isn't that difficult to understand once you start talking about the fabric.
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
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12 Sep 2008 6:18am
Most likely outcome:

a newer method to disseminate porn.
dustin
dustin
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12 Sep 2008 9:22am
apparently theres a 0.00000something chance that it will create a micro black hole that wont stop and it would destroy earth in 18 months
JayBee
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12 Sep 2008 12:09pm
The webcams make fantastic viewing


www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

JB
GlenMorangie
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12 Sep 2008 10:15am
A stargate
pweedas
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12 Sep 2008 1:02pm
alexb said...

What does anybody think will come from the LHC (large hadron collider), like in another 30 to 50 years what will be the new technology?


Well already it has altered the whole 'time space' continuum.
Here is the proof right here.

user said....

In response to Grinch, I believe the 27 Kilometre tunnel crosses the border of Sweden and Switzerland.


Previously Sweden was about a thousand miles North of Switzerland and separated by the Baltic sea.
You can imagine what will happen when they really crank this thing up. We could be sharing a border with New Zealand.
Quick! Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!

(sorry user. I just couldn't resist that. I tried but I just couldn't )
NotWal
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12 Sep 2008 9:29pm
dustin said...

apparently theres a 0.00000something chance that it will create a micro black hole that wont stop and it would destroy earth in 18 months


That's PLENTY of time for a party.
evlPanda
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13 Sep 2008 12:48am
Everything you've already thought of while on LSD, but written down as a paper.

They'll never believe you either because you can explain it mathematically, so you're just daft, just like you can't explain driving a car mathematically.
theDoctor
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13 Sep 2008 1:20am
mathematicians are mostly pasty, cloak wearing virgins who over complicate simple things as excuses for not being invited to parties and staying in their rooms all the time...

this makes for some pretty interesting reading


www.thunderbolts.info/thunderblogs/thornhill.htm
Sailhack
Sailhack
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13 Sep 2008 10:40am
JayBee said...

The webcams make fantastic viewing


www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

JB


Ha Ha!

(Or should I be worried?!?)

Flux
Flux
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13 Sep 2008 1:27pm
Jet pack surfing , hover boards and better beer flavours.
Instant sober up pills, and translators for your dog so we can finally talk to each other.
Rich food that makes you lose weight.
But I do hope there's a break through in the field of thought translators for men so we can understand our fairer sex.
Did I mention better beer?
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
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14 Sep 2008 1:06am
JayBee said...

The webcams make fantastic viewing


www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

JB


How many nightmares will that one cause... ala the 1950's US radio broadcast of "War Of The Worlds."

Quick Martha, drown the children and load ma gun, it's the end of days!
Greenroom
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14 Sep 2008 9:25am
Hackers claim they have broken into the computer system of the Large Hadron Collider, the mega-machine designed to expose secrets of the cosmos, British newspapers have reported.

A group calling itself the Greek Security Team left a rogue webpage mocking the technicians responsible for computer security at the giant atom smasher as "schoolkids", the Times and Daily Telegraph reported.

The hackers vowed they had no intention of disrupting the experiment at the European Organisation for Nuclear Research (CERN) on the Swiss-French border, they just wanted to highlight the flaws in the computer system's security.

"We're pulling your pants down because we don't want to see you running around naked looking to hide yourselves when the panic comes," they wrote, according to the Daily Telegraph.

The hackers claimed to have gained access to a website open to other scientists on Wednesday as the LHC passed its first test with flying colours, the reports said.

They appear to have tried to gain access to the computer system of the Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment, one of the four detectors that will be analysing the progress of the experiment.

James Gillies, a spokesman for CERN, told the Times: "We don't know who they were but there seems to be no harm done. It appears to be people who want to make a point that CERN was hackable."

Scientists hailed the success of the start of the experiment on Wednesday in the Large Hadron Collider, the 27km circular tunnel in which parallel beams of protons will be accelerated to nearly the speed of light.

Superconducting magnets will then steer the counter-rotating beams so that strings of protons smash together in four huge laboratories, fleetingly replicating the conditions that prevailed at the "Big Bang" that created the Universe 13.7 billion years ago.

mathew
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14 Sep 2008 12:56pm
(I'm bound to get bad karma for this.... )

All the tech details you need are available at the LHC page: largehardoncollider.com
Flux
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14 Sep 2008 4:46pm
The British Times and Daily Telegraph also reported today a recorded short bugged conversation between the two alleged hackers, known as Hacker 1 and Hacker 2, here is that dialogue.

Hacker 1 : Look Neonibbler, (hacker alais) we've got in!
Hacker 2: Great install the control virus, now turn off magnets 6 through 27.
Hacker 1: Richmondsux,(alais) if we do that we will cause the dooms day effect!!
Hacker 2: So what were computer geeks life suxs asre anyway for us we get no pussy and were fat and have no friends and I drink 37 bottles of coke a day.
Hacker 1: True look at my pimples oh no , I'll just tell them we did nothing and just give them the usual speal, that we did it to highlight there low level security.
Hacker 2: Yea ok then we can get back to playing Super PacMan Wars all night.

MI6 are investagating if infact they are fat, stay tuned for updates.
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
273 posts
20 Sep 2008 9:45pm
Yeah well, geuss what... it's bruck, busted, broken, crapped-out, and everything-but-collided!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/09/20/scilhc120.xml

The poo wont hit the celestial fan until the geeks get the dang thing fixed.

Ooooorrrrrrrr.

I, for one, am glad for the extra time in existence; God only knows if reincarnation would work after being sucked into a black hole.
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