A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
So many questions...
- Did the cops steal the porn? - Why would you make a sex aid (ffs at least buy it) - Was there anyone in the stockings? - Was the jack russell limping?
How do you 'uncover' a Jack Russell terrier? It's not like they lie down and stay still very often.
If I were in that car with my owner and his tackle in a pasta jar, I wouldn't be making a scene, I'd find the smallest space to crawl into, shut my eyes tight and go to my 'happy-place'.
