Giving up your brain to medical science.

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poor relative
poor relative
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22 Oct 2009 3:41pm
Here's the thing, people are happy to doante their heart but not their brain.

In the UK......

* 63% are comfortable donating a heart.
* 65% are comfortable donating a kidney.
* 7% of adults are comfortable with the idea of brain donation.
* 26% of people are worried about causing distress to their family.

I wonder why.
I did think well when i die i'm going to donate my brain. Then i thought WOAH what if there is some way that they could infiltrate my thoughts and have a scan through my w@nk bank of stored images.

So i join the 93% of people uncomfortable with giving up my brain.

Anyone?????
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
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22 Oct 2009 4:24pm
poor relative said...

Here's the thing, people are happy to doante their heart but not their brain.

In the UK......

* 63% are comfortable donating a heart.
* 65% are comfortable donating a kidney.
* 7% of adults are comfortable with the idea of brain donation.
* 26% of people are worried about causing distress to their family.

I wonder why.
I did think well when i die i'm going to donate my brain. Then i thought WOAH what if there is some way that they could infiltrate my thoughts and have a scan through my w@nk bank of stored images.

So i join the 93% of people uncomfortable with giving up my brain.

Anyone?????


A great big ROFLMAO To you young man!!! That is quite the giggle starter mate!!!

Cheers fer that

But dood, ya will be dead, no need to worree Put it this way, Wank bank good to go for some other white knuckle shuffler!

It's all good
doggie
doggie
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22 Oct 2009 4:25pm
poor relative said...

Here's the thing, people are happy to doante their heart but not their brain.

In the UK......

* 63% are comfortable donating a heart.
* 65% are comfortable donating a kidney.
* 7% of adults are comfortable with the idea of brain donation.
* 26% of people are worried about causing distress to their family.

I wonder why.
I did think well when i die i'm going to donate my brain. Then i thought WOAH what if there is some way that they could infiltrate my thoughts and have a scan through my w@nk bank of stored images.

So i join the 93% of people uncomfortable with giving up my brain.

Anyone?????


They can have mine not that much left, and anyway what am I going to use it for anyways one Im dead!!
getfunky
getfunky
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22 Oct 2009 4:29pm
I'm not fazed - in fact I wish them luck in finding my grey matter.

He he - wank bank - he he.. funny.. Been watching too many Matrix/Vanilla sky films lately?

Been thinking you had skived off to a convent somewhere PR? Perhaps you have been kitoing too much for time on SB?
elmo
elmo
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22 Oct 2009 5:12pm
Fark... I've got 2 brain cells. Ones lost the others out looking for it. If ever Io have an intelligent though it's gonna be lonely
Diver
Diver
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22 Oct 2009 5:27pm
Very funny post

Wank bank? - I suppose we all had hobbies, and like an old train set or stamp collection it can get passed down through the generations
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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22 Oct 2009 8:17pm
From those I deal with, I think only about 7% of brains would be at all useful for scientific study.
At best.


Things have a habit of being 'just right' huh?
Pugwash
Pugwash
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22 Oct 2009 8:37pm
W@nker

Hilarious rellie
KEARNSY
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22 Oct 2009 9:26pm
Interesting stats and I might and possibly relate to the 7% . Any stats on Aus or any other communitys?
greenleader
greenleader
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22 Oct 2009 11:47pm
wtf can medical science do with a donor brain?

transplant it???

.......whoops transplanted that donor blokes brain accidentally into the local prostitute who died in a car crash.....aaaaargh.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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22 Oct 2009 10:14pm
greenleader said...




.......whoops transplanted that donor blokes brain accidentally into the local prostitute who died in a car crash.....aaaaargh.


a Pro who thinks like a bloke could only be good ............
busterwa
busterwa
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3782 posts
23 Oct 2009 4:19am
the who in a whoops local blokes prostitute brain transplanted into car crash that donor accidentally died .....aaaaargh.
NotWal
NotWal
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23 Oct 2009 7:50am
Can I have a go of your brain Rellie?
poor relative
poor relative
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23 Oct 2009 11:20am
NotWal said...

Can I have a go of your brain Rellie?


Sory Wal. My w@nk banks' private.
However PM me and i'll direct you to a website that can provide inspiration.
Greenroom
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24 Oct 2009 7:22pm
poor relative said...

NotWal said...

Can I have a go of your brain Rellie?


Sory Wal. My w@nk banks' private.
However PM me and i'll direct you to a website that can provide inspiration.

2 girls 1 cup?

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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24 Oct 2009 8:50pm
2 trannies and a bucket
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
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24 Oct 2009 9:47pm
If anyone tries to take my brain, they'll get a piece of my mind!
Test pilot 1
Test pilot 1
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29 Oct 2009 7:30am
On the other hand, you might just get a new body. Just think, get transplanted into a nice hot females body and you could get in front of a mirror and wank to your hearts content. Multiple orgasms as well.
evlPanda
evlPanda
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29 Oct 2009 10:59am
KEARNSY said...

Interesting stats and I might and possibly relate to the 7% . Any stats on Aus or any other communitys?



I've read that the percentages vary enormously from country-to-country because of how the question is worded.

"Tick the box if you do not want to donate your organs"
vs
"Tick the box if you do want to donate your organs"

Seriously. It's called 'framing the question' or 'default behaviour'. You will usually pick whatever is easiest, in this case not ticking the box/doing anything/default.
getfunky
getfunky
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29 Oct 2009 11:08am
Greenroom said...

poor relative said...

NotWal said...

Can I have a go of your brain Rellie?


Sory Wal. My w@nk banks' private.
However PM me and i'll direct you to a website that can provide inspiration.

2 girls 1 cup?




Eeeyyyeeewww.. wish i hadn't searched that! The description was enough ta - didn't need to see it thank gawd!

Science can have the brain cells that stored that info. As bad as nun & priest that I was duped into viewing horror a few yrs ago.



BTW - Panda is spot on. Framing the question makes a big diff.
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