I want to buy a Liquid Force now.. What ever it is..

DJ

Gay wake boarder..

I cant think of any situation were i would leave the house under those circumstances to partake in my favourite sport..

In fact after the sun screen part i don't think i could, even if i wanted to

I nearly lost it when she bent over the pool table.
Not sure what it was all about as I was a touch distracted.
I think it highlights if you are loaded, you can buy a speedboat and 4 highclass hookers.

Take me to the Lake...????
...shows just where Amerika is up to...stupid husband posts video of spoilt wife's rantings on the internet for all voyeurs to see.....what was he thinking would be the next step???

jbshack said...
They just were hanging to get out on the Lake. Know i understand why..

This girl didn't get to the lake though..

Ok, I'm adding a new rule to guy code because of this guy....

Don't tell other blokes about your wife's problems.... Don't make us have to hear it, see it or partake in it.... Most of us already have to listen to our own.... This is not sharing the stoke.... Don't share that sh!t with us.... We don't want it.....


What a b!tch though.... For Christ sake, take her to the friggin lake.... And leave her there.....concrete boots optional....

Most importantly - WTF kinda sport is that? all those same jumps can be done when kiting but it is harder as you have to make your own power (which is variable due to wind). Then of course there is windsurfing with even more possibilities and difficulty.

To me it looked exactly the same as the wakeboarding on Wii Sports - all the same stuff - and I was interested for about the same length of time.

Then - can't anyone do even a slightly extreme or non mainstream sport without a full sleeve tatt, piercings or mini goatee? He looked like a half-drowned Crusty Demon (without the danger or talent).
Soon Red Bull and Unit will sponsor people just for being under 25, inked and illiterate I swear.

Mark _australia said..

Most importantly - WTF kinda sport is that? all those same jumps can be done when kiting but it is harder as you have to make your own power (which is variable due to wind). Then of course there is windsurfing with even more possibilities and difficulty.

you don't kite or wakeboard and yet you know about what it takes to do both?

it is far more difficult to do equivalent tricks behind a boat than it is under a kite. look at the angle of the rope for starters compared to the angle of a kite's lines. there is no hooking in to a harness so it takes a lot more strength and is more physically demanding than kiting or windsurfing. there is more technique involved because timing and edge control are more critical. plus the stacks hurt a lot more- you hit the water much harder behind a boat than a kite or windsurfer.

normally i would give you points, but not when it's wakeboarding