(unless it is Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles in drag. Which is highly likely given the ghey look of the Wiggles... and what looks like an el cheapo advertising budget for Thingz based on their last few catalogues)
My young lad missed his school bus the other day so I drove him in to school. It was muck up day and there was a whole shipload of pirate wenches wondering around the street. Do your catalogue wenches wear fishnet stockings?
