Where the Fck do you find these old foto's of me

You get into one little bit of anal and they never let u forget about it

It was Bavaria in the 60's the Beavers were hot in those dayz everyone went there to get a piece of the action, like the Greek Is in the 80's Swedish Swingers breaking in well hung young Aussie's, and the 00's in Mandurah when Middleaged men became cool again, I'm fighting them off these dayz, geez, you have a few extra chins and the chicks love it!!!

The 70's defined themselves by fading away...........It was when Lygon St was in Limbo......... and Horror Movies became vogue, remember the exorcist, scary when it came out........ Then you'd get someone from Balwyn calling you just for a root...... When erections lasted for more than 3 minutes, and double chins were something only fat middle aged men had........ Oh the 70's what a decade.....

Apparently someone got in trouble recently for shaving beavers in the Yellow Stone National Park.......... When he got caught he said, someone had told him happiness was having a shaved beaver, he was fined US $4,000.00 for cruelty to animals......... and people say that we're sicko's, I shaved my wife's cat but it was summer, mid Feb, 40 degrees day after day, I thought I was doing it a favour, wife wasn't impressed tho, said if I ever did it again while she was asleep, I could pack me bags, asked her if I could do it while she was awake, and she gave me this filthy look

i keep threatening him with the satay stick and a bbq makes no diff he still bites scrams and scratches.
Brian the killer

would make for good piccies.
Not only would i have your quadrouple chins to use against you but i'd also have evidence of a tiny todger

however what you lack in the trouser dept you more than make up for in breasts.

they bounce when you hit chop.

explains your black eyes.