So whats happend to you hardie soft boy, havent had banter for fkn ages...
Are we taking over bolivia or what, i have the electronics.

My sweet, work and been away, but my heart still goes boom boody boom every timea memory of you wafts past!

1. I look good in the doggy position!

2. I give good cranium!

3. Crayfish and Dhuie's taste good this time of year!

Silver my dear friend, have you ever tried to insert a GPS without using vaseline............... Cumon my dear boy some common sense... instead of incinerating that I'm some kind a deviant

Pug,

My dear fellow, you sound young and innocent, you sound like you need to go through an initiation ceremony into adult deviancy

Freudian slips are all too common for me unfortunately, I suffer from an autistic fantasy which means I deal with emotional conflict by excessive daydreaming as a substitute for healthy human relationships and effective action in life. Ergo my fantasy identity on this forum as hardie softyboy.

Add to this my unconscious defense mechanism of projective identification which means "I often deal with emotional conflict and external stressors by falsely attributing to another my own unacceptable feelings, impulses and thoughts."...as you can detect from my false attributions to other forum posters.......

You can see I've got big time problems

No I am a lesbian!

No harde no fkn i's agan, harde od grl have to call t a day, can no longer bear to be wth you and have to wear a snorkrel due to the gushng problem, do care just feel suffocated.
Fsh jon the que son, frst want to sample the delghts of ELMMO....come to pappa elmo and let me delve n to those dark caverns of yours.

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Originally posted by poor relative

No harde no fkn i's agan, harde od grl have to call t a day, can no longer bear to be wth you and have to wear a snorkrel due to the gushng problem, do care just feel suffocated.
Fsh jon the que son, frst want to sample the delghts of ELMMO....come to pappa elmo and let me delve n to those dark caverns of yours.

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OH how the mighty have fallen!!

I thought I'd lost u forever, my heart is leaping and bounding with joy, of course I'll forgive you and have you back, funny thing Elmo has been complaining about a sore arze lately, any clues?

Your on!! Just pick the day, not thursday or friday!, morning monday, tuesday no good either wednesday maybe?