Hardie got a new boat and could hardly wait to spend time enjoying his favourite pastime -- fishing. He got his own little fishing boat and tried to get his other half to join him, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, He got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves fishing as much as he does.

They quickly became fishing buddies. As I said his other half doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join him, she always complains that he spends too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and Hard had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did Hardie catch the most beautiful fish you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!

So He took a picture of Sam holding up the nice fish that they caught and showed the picture to the other half hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

Instead she says she doesn't want Hardie to go fishing at all anymore!

And she wants him to sell the boat!

PS. I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the fish they caught.

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You have one little pretty decky on board...........

Reli, Reli, Reli, relax my dear friend.......

She didn't mean anything to me..... it was a brief encounter of the flesh, there was no psychological or emotional intimacy involved, no meeting of minds, no spiritual connection, no planets thudding.....

If my wife can believe me, why can't you..