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hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

31 Aug 2005 9:59am

Yes I'm bored again!!!!

This is for all the boys that have never grown up (like me) and who love their toys...............

What toys do you have:

Mine as follows:

2 Swedish Blow Up Dolls imported directly from Stockholm (So I can have 3somes, not one of each sex you mongrels)
9 windsurf boards
12 sails
heaps of booms/masts
boat
surf ski
guitar and amp
Surf Board
Workshop with lot's of power tools (Tim The Tool Man Type)
Enough Fishing equipment to make my bank manager shake his head

that's just for starters will list rest if anyone out does me........

BTW I'm 45 and been working for 27 years so don't expect youngens and poories to have as many toys so it's on a prorata basis, age, years employed, income earned etc (It's not really a competition) Also most of my toys were bought before the massive mortgage, so there all pretty old except for one or two. I might add I've been quite successful for someone who grew up in Burundi!!!!

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

31 Aug 2005 10:54am

hmmmmm,
I always thought I could get away with just the one toy, and it only takes Mrs Palmer and her five daughters to operate it.

actually Hardie, I am in absolute awe of your ability to accumulate toys over an extended period of time
congratulations

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

31 Aug 2005 7:19pm

i have some micro machines and g.i. joe figures

biggrin

107 posts

biggrin

WA, 107 posts

31 Aug 2005 7:31pm

I have a lovely set of thongs

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

31 Aug 2005 8:11pm

quote:
Originally posted by biggrin

I have a lovely set of thongs

Largish Smiley One,

Now I feel like a spoilt brat, some of us are happy with a pair of thongs while others of us are materialistic and childish

You have shamed me with your humbleness

You get bored........ You think of something stupid to do....... you do it........ and it ends up making you feel stupid........ How stupid of me......... Stupid Idiot.......... What pointless stupidity

OK nobody's gonna beat me so here are the rest of my toys:

Have an old 1969 Mustang that I'm restoring
I own 25% shares in a 62 foot Racing Yacht
I have a 2.5 metre Plasma Home Enternaiment unit (Bang and Oluffsen)
Own a farmlet south of Margaret River 90 acres
2 Kawazaki Jet Skis
900 Ducati V-Twin Desmo
Caravan
Camper Trailer
6 retired Thoroughbreds
1 Trotter
Tennis Racquet
Squash Racquet
Table Tennis Setr
12 x 6 Billiard Table
Playstation2
XBox
Piano
Violin
Spare Amp
Home Brewery
Wine Cellar
6 Cases of Grange Hermitage (1990,91, 92, 94, 96)
@ Digital Cameras
Video Camera (Super 8)
2 x Telescopes
3 x Binoculars
Archery Set
1 x Wichester Rifle
1 x Smith and Wesson
6 cattle
18 Merino Sheep
Small Aviary with a variety of natives
1 x Stamp Coillecion Set
2 x Coin Collections
And a fantastic Imagination

biggrin

107 posts

biggrin

WA, 107 posts

31 Aug 2005 9:00pm

All you need to do now is advertise your address, so visits can be arranged when you're out[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

1 Sep 2005 3:47am

i have hardie, my favourite plything....

elmo

8896 posts

elmo

WA, 8896 posts

1 Sep 2005 7:58am

quote:
Originally posted by hardman

quote:
Originally posted by biggrin

I have a lovely set of thongs

Largish Smiley One,

Now I feel like a spoilt brat, some of us are happy with a pair of thongs while others of us are materialistic and childish

You have shamed me with your humbleness

You get bored........ You think of something stupid to do....... you do it........ and it ends up making you feel stupid........ How stupid of me......... Stupid Idiot.......... What pointless stupidity

OK nobody's gonna beat me so here are the rest of my toys:

Have an old 1969 Mustang that I'm restoring
I own 25% shares in a 62 foot Racing Yacht
I have a 2.5 metre Plasma Home Enternaiment unit (Bang and Oluffsen)
Own a farmlet south of Margaret River 90 acres
2 Kawazaki Jet Skis
900 Ducati V-Twin Desmo
Caravan
Camper Trailer
6 retired Thoroughbreds
1 Trotter
Tennis Racquet
Squash Racquet
Table Tennis Setr
12 x 6 Billiard Table
Playstation2
XBox
Piano
Violin
Spare Amp
Home Brewery
Wine Cellar
6 Cases of Grange Hermitage (1990,91, 92, 94, 96)
@ Digital Cameras
Video Camera (Super 8)
2 x Telescopes
3 x Binoculars
Archery Set
1 x Wichester Rifle
1 x Smith and Wesson
6 cattle
18 Merino Sheep
Small Aviary with a variety of natives
1 x Stamp Coillecion Set
2 x Coin Collections
And a fantastic Imagination

and most importantly
A VIVID IMAGINATION

pole boy

292 posts

pole boy

WA, 292 posts

1 Sep 2005 1:57pm

hardy,
have you ever thought of adoption, as i;m looking for a new parent or two.

poley

leski

NSW

661 posts

leski

NSW, 661 posts

1 Sep 2005 4:24pm

hardie would you swap few stuffs...
these jetskis are far too dangerous for a GranPa

so you may be interested in 2 old bicycles that I've got lyin in my garden. These bikes will take you everywhere you want within a 500 meters radius from your home, which is a lot more than you could dream off.

let me know

and don't thank me for the brillant idea, I just noticed that you didn't have any bike, and pictured you sitting on all that pile of junk without a chance to go out to see what's out there!!!

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

1 Sep 2005 7:05pm

now i know why you have a video camera and a farm down south hardie

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

1 Sep 2005 8:27pm

Accusing me of beastiality is going too far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was asleep in the hay shed, it was a hot nite, and yes I was naked....... and there's nothing wrong with that...... And I woke up with the ewe indulging itself............ This is not beastiality it is called entrapment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

howley

316 posts

howley

WA, 316 posts

2 Sep 2005 3:02pm

You have a 900 v-twin desmo? You Bastard! What year. I'm saving for either a 900 monster or a 900ss.

L

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

2 Sep 2005 3:05pm

Howley,

I'm bullschitting, But that's my favourite bike, would love one!!

mike

75 posts

mike

WA, 75 posts

5 Sep 2005 8:42am

Hardman, GET A LIFE. The photos's of you on this site make you look like a cross between a kiddy fiddler and a member of ABBA. I've been telling people for years, it's not how much gear (toy's, to use words Hardman will understand) you have, it's how much fun you have using the gear you do have. People these days are getting sucked in by the shop's to buying a heap of gear they simply do not need, all to look COOL. (Windsurfing Perth major offender). Save your money people, the price of petrol is not on the way down. No point having 9 boards, when you have no money to drive down the beach. (I wish the guys from Windsurfng Perth did not have the cash to fill their cars)

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

5 Sep 2005 9:08am

Dear Mike,

My old Nemesis, In case you can't work it out, I'm only mucking around...................

You don't seem to be very interested in getting to know who I really am, but rather just be negative about everything I say and be aggressive towards me.......... If you want to know my real philosophy on life email me privately and I'll gladly share it with you...... Or better than that meet me in person....... I'm seriously offering!!!!!

Or is it just easier for you to anonymously snipe

leski

NSW

661 posts

leski

NSW, 661 posts

5 Sep 2005 11:28am

agree Hardie,
but still they are [}:)][}:)]

FilthyAmatuer

877 posts

FilthyAmatuer

WA, 877 posts

5 Sep 2005 12:02pm

hey leski where u sailing today? dutchies im guessing

mike

75 posts

mike

WA, 75 posts

5 Sep 2005 2:15pm

Hardie, Hardie, Hardie..........
You really do live your life on Seabreeze don't you.
I'd love to meet you, and I'm sure your a great guy, you must be if you say so.

This site does not change....... same people talking the same ****, all year round!!!!!

Hardie if the seabreeze was as consistant as the **** that you come up with, we could sail all year round!!!!!!!

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