HELP!


I thought I had come up with the perfect solution for my work dilemna ie. Too much work not enuff play

I have developed a humanoid robot with a positronic brain as theorised by Isaac Azimov. However I am having heaps of problems with the Laws of Robotics which are embedded in the positronic brain.

The three laws are as follows:

1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.

The Problem

Law 2 is getting me in big trouble because of Law 1.

The robot will not allow me to have fun because it tells me that my fun causes human beings to come to harm. So the only bloody thing he'll let me do is be kind to my family and work.

I can't windsurf because I neglect my family responsibilities too much and annoy too many other water users blah blah blah...I can't continue with my sexual escapades because I will potentially harm my wife and bring my family into jeapardy blah blah blah.......

Help Me!!....
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Sensuous and Irresistable for his age

Robots are beyond me all that whirring, elastic bands and flashing lights, enough to give you a headache and a mild epileptic siezure.

Now what i would suggest is cloning, extracting your Dna, and developing another Hardie. Impossible you say....well no i can do it.

It is a simple technique that i have now mastered over years of excrutiating hard work by others.

The only thing is that when i have cloned humans especially the male of the species i often get some odd results. You've just got to go to Melville water and see some of the kiters there, failed experiments most of them. Especially that Nick and Phil went real wrong there!!

Poor relative

CLONING BAD IDEA

I couldn't stand the competition with meself, Imagine another narcissistice irressitable sex god to compete with, forget about it, I'd have half the chicks, half the waves, half the admiration, half the fan mail, Are you out of your mind poor relative, well of course you are coz you wouldn't respond to my threads if you weren't, however still a very bad idea, I think we missed the DOOF on that one mate, get back on track and give me another doof pal, but not this diabolical cloning business

NO THANKYOU

Sensuous and Irresistable for his age

Poor Relative

DOOF!!!!!!!


Public Toilets

HOW DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!

How ingenius of you, I'm feeling all hot and flustered, rather tingly really,....... tell me more about these wonderful places........

WHO ARE YOU WISE MAN OF SCIENCE



Sensuous and Irresistable for his age

I'm IN

Sensuous and Irresistable for his age