PR, re your last couple of topics, are you feeling alright?

easty said...

PR, re your last couple of topics, are you feeling alright?

I agree.... relli send Hardie a P.M. He'll take VISA card

As for the question... hmm.

I'd say a heart attack..............after a 2 week bender of DTL sailing interspersed with quality food and wine on a deserted island full of horny desperate supermodels.

what a fkin weird question.................hand grenade in the mouth

A wicked kiting accidents into the side of observtion city hotel. The very top of it.

Testicular exhaustion.

Playing the lead role in Animal Antics with Ellie the Elephant

poor relative said...

id like to be whipped to death with a lolly pop stick

C'mon be creative.......

i'm sure the gorilla looking zebra nazi, in control of the school crossing at the end of my street will be more than willing to oblige..... the cops once had to drag her off some woman whose husband owed her husband money... real days of our life stuff---- with blood! as for the dying bit... would just explain to the spiritual being, that i myself am also a spiritual being, and as such cannot die, but merely change from one form of being to another... but, if i'm wrong, let me tell you, i'm taking as many of you forkers with me as i can.....

Just lob my head off. But first pop my eyeballs out - I have always wondered what it would be like to hold your eyeballs and rotate them around etc

A bomb on my chest, giving my worst enemy a cuddle.

Drown in a vat of Boags. Or single malt whisky. Or Grange Hermitage.

easty said...

Drown in a vat of Boags. Or single malt whisky. Or Grange Hermitage.

no maybe this way is better

poor relative said...

You could say to the spiritual being, Im (enter religion here) and don't believe in you

You could say to the spiritual being, Im a flat water fairy and don't believe in you

NotWal said...

Shot by George Bush and be sure his finger prints are on the gun.

Be more likely to be the vice president (what's his name? Donald someone? ) - He shot his mate when they were out deer hunting. Seppos.

Slightly off topic, but then on topic too....
Anyone read His Dark Materials? I like the idea of how Philip Pullman describes death and how your death is always with you... anyone else read the books?!

I was thinking about something similar tonight. If a doctor told me I had inoperable pancreatic cancer and I had less than 6 months to live, what would I do?

I saw my aunt die from this in 2005 and it wasn't nice. I think I would grab my board and a 6.7 meter sail, some water and food in a backpack and start sailing for New Zealand. I would die in the attempt but so what? I would die a horrbile painful death so I may as well go out do something people would remember me for.

However if I had my choice, I would like to die at the age of 95 of a heart attack while asleep. This was after seeing my family and enjoying a few beers.