Toilet Paper Story

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead
of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few
seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and
stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt,
didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he
may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his
meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.

clever
good for a laugh