Add your own but mine was that I launched off a wave (only my second season) on the way out and vagued out...... was concentrating on the kite and how cool this all was but did not notice that the nose of the board had dropped a little...... lets just say that it stopped being cool when the nose of the board turned green and my world turned white. I had to squeeze the water from under my eye lids.

.....i had it pointed up instead of down..........

sandman said...

I passed out during an all night drinking game

That wasn't water

I gybed

... I was heaving in the crapper and some funster pulled the chain.

...i found the sprinkler that wouldn't pop up

NotWal said...

... I was heaving in the crapper and some funster pulled the chain.

Havent seen a chain pull model in yearsThese half flush models dont clean you up half as well

...I washed my face.