I would just like to thank Giorgia (15 month old) on behalf of my wife and myself for 2 things. # 1 the avocado, mucus, milk and chicken spew she had in her cot last night, 100% discharge, resulting in a complete bed change, Ren (My wife) completed this bed change task in seconds as I stripped said child, handed child back to wife for redress and distraction tasks ensuring child remains quiet, I then proceeded to rinse the spew off the sheets while avoiding the chicken pieces, this incident also kept her up for an extra 2 hours. # 2 for looking sooo0 damn cute while standing in the laundry in the nude about to have a bath, with her chubby tummy, curly hair, cute smile and the poo she laid on the tiles which missed her legs completely whilst standing! Again, Ren handles child remediation activities whilst I grab the the big **** off role of kitchen paper and get intimate with a less than firm shart. Bless her :)

And none of it mattered because thats how parents roll :)

Regards GT

And it doesn't get any easier, but you'll never wish to send them back.

That made me chortle, probably because like lots of others on here, been there, done that!!!!!!!

But like Elmo said its just prep. my nearly 18 year old has her friends round all the time for parties and they are just like toddlers, loud and stinky!!!!

Enjoy it and don't blink or she will be 18 before you know it.

When your child picks up one of their poos and starts eating it, the mind and stomach does some somersaults.

You should of shot for the kid trifecta...wee in the house, spew in the bed, **** in the bath

i reckon your own kids poo isnt that repulsive. You get used to it. I never really minded. mind you, all of that stuff is mainly women's work.
my boy never waseted one drop of milk. never ever spewed. daughter on the other hand was a chuckker. all past that now. Now it's just picking their nose and eating boogers! I hit the roof even though I know I used to do it and they tasted good.

You're a hero mate. Keep it up

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landyacht said..
Ive walked off a plane and handed the hosty4 spew bags from the rough landing, number 5 daughter basically grabbed my windcheater and spewed into that.

you'll live, keep up the good work

no no

Leave a little bit of chunder in each bag and fold them neatly again and return to seat pocket.

So next person who thinks they MAY need one, gets ready, opens it up, and yep, they need one.

landyacht said..

Ive walked off a plane and handed the hosty4 spew bags from the rough landing, number 5 daughter basically grabbed my windcheater and spewed into that.
you'll live, keep up the good work

I feel your pain and not to be a wanker and go for one better, here is a similar one that happened to my 5 yr old.

Mate, on the way home from Phuket 3 months ago my 5 year old did that and the frigging hosty handed my wife a single chux.... she handed it back saying they obviously need it more than we do, there was spew on the seat in front, the seat he was on and his clothes, foolishly we prepped spare clothes only for our baby thinking she was going to be the problem, poor kid was stripped out of his clothes 1.5 hrs out from Perth, we had a spare pair of shorts that we found in a bag, he had his singlet on, my wifes hoody (Was winter here) I took my socks off as they went up past his knees and he walked off the plane clutching a sick bag and was white as a ghost, he went through the airport like that as well, 12.30 am...... That was a challenge! He was a trooper though.

You are a Dad and a savior, your little girl would have been so upset, well done :)

GT

MintoxGT said..

Mark _australia said..

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landyacht said..
Ive walked off a plane and handed the hosty4 spew bags from the rough landing, number 5 daughter basically grabbed my windcheater and spewed into that.

you'll live, keep up the good work

no no

Leave a little bit of chunder in each bag and fold them neatly again and return to seat pocket.

So next person who thinks they MAY need one, gets ready, opens it up, and yep, they need one.

I will next time :)

GT

I always find car spews the worst...the smell takes for ages to come out...kids can hold a lot of vomit

Cal said..

myusernam said..

I never really minded. mind you, all of that stuff is mainly women's work.

fk off, Im the at home Dad for now, it aint women's work, it is a parents work, whichever happens to be available at the time. (damn I wish my work paid more, dealing with crap bosses doesnt seem so bad these day Ah, who am I kidding, it is way better than dealing with crap bosses, just love a break once in a while.)

hey sending your wife off to work while you sit at home and watch daytime tv and make eyes at the female postie is the ultimate mate! you must have difficulty walking.