K Dog said...
* Appoint Nasi as my energy minister.
* Appoint Doggie as my minister for tax reimbursements on lingerie purchases (bit like the "education revolution" but on lingerie) Victoria secret purchases get a stimulus package :P. And have him as Arts and Films minister :P
* Appoint Poor Relative as minister for families and welfare, and social policy.
* I'd go further than one extra public holiday and make it a 4 day work week for all, with rotations so all days are covered and over lapping for retail, hospitality etc....
* ABOLISH middle class welfare.
* ABOLISH negative gearing - why reward spending and tax hard on savings?
* Ban foreign acquisition of farms, residential housing, and key assets that provide Australia with food, essential services (water, electricity etc), and the mining sector.'
* Introduce a super profits tax (please, cry me a river, its Australian Land for gods sake, not some hard done by executive.... and jobs won't be lost.... soft....man up!)
* Use the money from super profits to help develop sustainable long term industries for our children and their children, not just gouge the land for quick profits with a view of only caring about the current generation.....
* Encourage more social acceptance of boobs in the workplace.... allow them to flourish uninhibited, unrestrained.....
* Put feminist organizations on the terrorist list.... lol...
* Adopt a code of values so we can do away with all these religious arguments and formalize the right for people to believe or not believe and neither one having the power over the other in terms of influence or teaching cr@p at schools.... encouraging freedoms and not "banning based on sin or that non-sense....
* Abolish the classification laws surrounding p04n so its inline with US laws...... so it can be produced locally....
* Review all nanny state policies and repeal the laws and hunt down those who have lobbed or installed them, then force them to watch Family Guy for 7 days straight with no sleep, then set them free "re-educated" (special thanks to Kim Il for the idea)....
* REGULATE the banking industry - self regulation is a joke...... and increase competition by allowing cheaper foreign banks to setup here and lend cheaper money..... Australian's really don't know how much they are being ripped off....
* REGULATE telecommunications and increase competition...again... Aussies are being ripped side ways... and for some reason happily accept the cries from corporates.... (job loss job loss job loss....).... try hearing super profits, super profits...
* Revise laws of liability to prevent frivolous suits which create stupid insurance premiums..... if a dude gets canned, smokes drugs and dives into a sandbar... he did it.... not the surf life savers.....
* On Rick James birthday everyone must call each other "b1tch" for the whole day....
* REGULATE the TV industry.... all those digital channels, so little content... time to open up the channels to other companies.....
* Agree on the 1 year military service for all people..... westerners are naive and forget history always repeats itself.... doesn't matter how evolved we think we are.... it always repeats..... greed never changes....
* All windsurfing, kitesurfing gear is tax deductible as it contributes to a better lifestyle and less fatness :P
And I'm done.... for the moment....
b00bs...
All good but can i just add. 1. the elimination of all recumbent bikes(you know, the ones where university lecturers lie down to pedal, often seen with fluro little flags sticking out the back). 2. the introduction of "bash Stevey Milne day" where all citizens can unexpectedly wack the St.Kilda star. he won't mind. 3. The abolition
of Cul-de-sac's (enough said!).
