Came across a new one the other day from a mate who has been recently divorced. His Canadian buddy briefed him on things to avoid.
SIF - Secret Internet Fatty - Apparently you can spot them by the photos they post in their dating profiles. Essentially they use the camera angle to hide their larger than life bodies. Look out for picture from above with chin up and at an angle so it hides their double chins and their cleverage is exposed - the push up bra hiding their belly. Scary.
KITESURFER--(Kind Intelligent Trustworthy Eternal Surfer U Respect For Ever ....um.....errrrr...Retards)
SUP--(Stupid Useless People)
Red thumb away. Fortunatly Im colour blind, red and green thumbs are a shade of grey to my eyes, so I just assume they are all green thumbs Thanks in advance
