Not having much luck seems my discription is putting chicks off not sure why,,

I'm old,my back is bent,my legs are bowed,I'm balding with a comb over,my sight is poor and my hearing fading,I have very few teeth left and bad breath,my knees crick when i walk,i suffer from flatulance and incontiance,my scotum drags on the ground,the last time i had an erection i black out,the genitals warts seem to be getting better or bigger not sure,i will put out on the first date ,would prefer young twins as my choice of partner however if your female and alive this is acceptable,if you have a little red wagon then i'm all yours as this would come in handy for my testicles,any chicks out there want to hook up??????????

do not know why but not many takers,any advice would be great or ya sisters ph#
thanks

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statansdolphin4 says:
hello
kated88 says:
well hello
kated88 says:
hows ur night
statansdolphin4 says:
good windsurfing until 6 and just got home defrosted some steak and now just chillaxn
statansdolphin4 says:
and yourself this evening?
kated88 says:
haha yeah right ,would have been choppy down there hey
statansdolphin4 says:
nah there wasnt much wind running big 7.5 metre sails
statansdolphin4 says:
good workout for the arms
kated88 says:
im enjoying a glass of red n waiting for something interesting to come on tv..if that will happen
statansdolphin4 says:
lol tv is so boring now day
statansdolphin4 says:
why i spend more time on ther internet!!!!
kated88 says:
yeah its ment to be big swells this weekend hey ?
kated88 says:
did u see the one down margies?
statansdolphin4 says:
yeah was starting to pick up this arvo
kated88 says:
they showed it on tv it was masssive, even taj burrow was spinning out
statansdolphin4 says:
nah i have been down there when its dangerously big i nearly lost my life down there!
kated88 says:
haha
statansdolphin4 says:
season is changing
kated88 says:
sorry
kated88 says:
yeah true
kated88 says:
do u get out there as much as u can
statansdolphin4 says:
yes when ever the wind is blowing im in the water!!!
statansdolphin4 says:
is your hair naturally blonde?
kated88 says:
not any more
kated88 says:
its not white anymore either
kated88 says:
haha
statansdolphin4 says:
awaoor my bleaches in the sun!
statansdolphin4 says:
do you have black hair!!!
kated88 says:
really im the opposite ..lucky u
kated88 says:
no i dont have black
kated88 says:
whats ur name windsurfer
statansdolphin4 says:
lol so what else has been happening how r the kids?
kated88 says:
kids are always good, thanks for asking
statansdolphin4 says:
my name is garry im not looking to date someone with kids but i make a great friend reguardless.
kated88 says:
u got any?
statansdolphin4 says:
no unfortunatly not!!!!
kated88 says:
fair engouh gary
kated88 says:
ur still young
kated88 says:
hey is it ment to be satansdolphi
? ur name...sorry had to ask
statansdolphin4 says:
its satanslittle dolphin it came from the windsurfn forums!!!!
statansdolphin4 says:
my profile picture is a dolphin with devil horns!!!!
kated88 says:
oh ok yeah...i like the name ..u just misspeled it a little
kated88 says:
what profile pic u talking about but
statansdolphin4 says:
no it wouldnt let us have it spelt anyother way
statansdolphin4 says:
its not a profile pic on here its on the windsurfing forums im on!!!
statansdolphin4 says:
thats how the name came about
kated88 says:
yeah right , bastard, sorry about that then...trying to correct ur work here haha
statansdolphin4 says:
so why arent you out on the town tonight
kated88 says:
because my twins are asleep
statansdolphin4 says:
what happened to the father of your kids?
kated88 says:
nothing happened , he wasnt someone i wanted to be with..i kind of just used him for his sperm....ooops
statansdolphin4 says:
thats a smart thing to do
statansdolphin4 says:
why would you do that you sound evil
kated88 says:
no its not evil.. i knew what i wanted so i went for it...i didnt do it for money but myself
statansdolphin4 says:
dont you think that is selfish?
kated88 says:
selfish yes
kated88 says:
evil not
statansdolphin4 says:
why would you introduce kids if you couldnt provide them with a fambily?
statansdolphin4 says:
i dont understand that
kated88 says:
i can provide for my kids
statansdolphin4 says:
what about a father role model
kated88 says:
well thats true , they need one, i am not plabnning to grow old on my own so they just my have a father one day and he will be better person that the one .....
statansdolphin4 says:
so the relationship fail rather than you used him
kated88 says:
it was failling yes
kated88 says:
so in the end i got what i wanted out of it before it did fail
kated88 says:
anyway enough of that evil or not i dont think so
statansdolphin4 says:
no im non judgemental!
statansdolphin4 says:
so what are you looking for on this site?
kated88 says:
no expectations
kated88 says:
i know when i find it
statansdolphin4 says:
yeah same!
kated88 says:
have u met anyone yet
kated88 says:
for night out whatever
statansdolphin4 says:
yeah met a few people for dates
statansdolphin4 says:
whats a night out?
statansdolphin4 says:
i date people i dont take them out for the night!!!
statansdolphin4 says:
if i did it would end with nookie
kated88 says:
u wanna get technical here
statansdolphin4 says:
lol
kated88 says:
to date u gotta get out
kated88 says:
anywhoooo
kated88 says:
so any good dates yet then smart ass...lol
statansdolphin4 says:
you met many peps
statansdolphin4 says:
yeah 1 but she is to hot for me
statansdolphin4 says:
and the others were dropkicks
kated88 says:
u need confidence pick up i think
kated88 says:
what did she think of u ?
statansdolphin4 says:
im not sure i think she liked us
statansdolphin4 says:
im not sure i messaged her today but she hasnt replied so im thinking she dosent
kated88 says:
ohh may be u need better ur massage skills haha ...nah look u never know, tomorrow i guess u'll know ???
statansdolphin4 says:
mabe i can be a sperm doner for you?
kated88 says:
haha...yeah good one, my next one must have money...lol
statansdolphin4 says:
i have money!
statansdolphin4 says:
asset protection
kated88 says:
ur right, no more sperm needed..i got more than i bargained for anyway! haha
statansdolphin4 says:
i have sperm that needs depositing in the kate bank!!! rofl

this is a typical conversation with female on an internet dating site...dude.this was taken 3 hours ago.It was some person i me online who lives locally.

I am an alien from a faraway galaxy. I have transformed myself into this introduction message. As you are reading this, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you're smiling.