Meh, my $100 phone makes phone calls, text, has a phonebook and a calendar. That's all I ever use.
If I saw someone with an iPhone I'd think they were a sucker... but then I think most people are that anyways so don't listen to me. Also I'm in IT so after 5 I hate tech stuff.
Maddox sums it up best concerning the original iPhone
(warning: a couple of naughty little swear words):
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone