...your toilet gets blocked that you appreciate it flushes!

...4:30 pm, that you enjoy the goodness of chips and beer

Only 29 minutes to go

...you lose your internet connection that you realise your addicted to Seabreeze.

the monday morning that you "remember" that you have homework

you get caught 'chuckin' a sickie' to go windsurfing...lose your job, your family and your home - that you realise...

...you're not gonna be able to afford the latest 2010 quiver!

(at least not for another 6mths or so)

doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............

The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.

nebbian said...

doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............

The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.

Um, wouldnt a shower have been easier and perhaps just a little bit more hygenic?

you see how the rest of the world lives that you realise how lucky you are.

ryebloke said...

you lose 2 bolts of your board bindings that you realise USA is in metric and Oz is in imperial.

........you have already posted your new reply that you realise you meant it it be the other way around.

...you decide to have "one more run" that you drop your kite into the surf

Cal said...

nebbian said...

doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............

The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.

Um, wouldnt a shower have been easier and perhaps just a little bit more hygenic?

Ya gotta think out side the box sumtimes...

doggie said...

Cal said...

nebbian said...

doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............

The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.

Um, wouldnt a shower have been easier and perhaps just a little bit more hygenic?

Ya gotta think out side the box sumtimes...

Perhaps next time use the box instead of the tortilla, then yo ustill got somehting to eat!

...the well's dry, we realise the worth of water.

(Benjamin Franklin)

... it becomes apparent that sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

....a couple of days later your foot hurts from having stood on coral.